Friday, February 1, 2008

Weekend Picks: Road Trip

This weekend I will be heading north (yeah its kinda north) to Gainesville, Fl to get my party on with MoreCredible. Don't expect much out of me this weekend...this will have to hold you over till Monday I'm thinking.

In case you are unaware, Tiger Woods is making his yearly 1 million dollars by traveling to Dubai and showing up at the Dubai Desert Classic. He looks like he has his "A" game, and by "A" game I mean hes going to win unless of course something freakish happens.

Also check out the PGA Tour tourney this weekend...the FBR Open. Its crazy and out of control, esepcially on the 16th hole. Its a short par 3 and on the weekends, college students get drunk and cheer for golf. That alone is good material. Trust me, its worth a watch.

Brady over Eli, I just think the dream season is one for the ages. The script has them going 19-0. Brady has been there before, this is a learning game for Eli. Good run Giants, you just fell a bit short. And Mercury Morris, get ready for them to not only be on your block, but all up in your crib dawg!!

Ian Poulter Over Rory Sabatini... the pink pant Poulter ( I like that I think I need to copyright that one) made a big mistake by calling out Tiger Woods. I like the fact that now you are saying you were misquoted. Classy. Thats why I put you ahead of Rory " The king of making himself look foolish" Sabatini.

The Pistons will probably beat the Mavs on Sunday...but everyone will be way too involved and drunk with the superbowl that it wont matter. Who schedules other games on super bowl sunday anyways?

Jason Kidd Trade over Johan Santana trades are starting to get out of control. I think that the Jason Kidd trade will be more meaningful. That is if it even happens.

Erin over Jessica

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Spotlight on...

Each week (either tuesday or thursday)our co editor Jon will be bringing you a spotlight on post. He will take a look at different schools from all over the land giving you the facts, numbers, and history. Expect lots of good info and of course, the lovely ladies!

Well we all know what school is coming today but I'll still give you a witty intro. Home to 3 Heisman's(and the last non offensive player to win it) Home to the greatest rivalry in college sports, home to the great Bo Schembechler, Home of the "Fab 5" who flopped come tourney time because of a time out management issue, and just happens to be New England Patriots QB Tom Brady.

The University of Michigan, Ann Arbor (simply Michigan) is a coeducational public research university in the state of Michigan. The university was founded in 1817 in Detroit, and moved to Ann Arbor in 1837. Today, it is the state's oldest university and the flagship campus of the University of Michigan system, which now has two satellite campuses with 41,042 students. Well all I can say is that I'm glad I'm not a student there as in 2007 their out of state tuition ranks as the highest in the US! The Maize and Blue participate in the Big 10 conference with 24 of their sports teams. The football team holds records for the most all-time wins and highest all-time winning percentage in NCAA Division I-A history. They have won or shared in 42 big 10 championships. they have 14 national championships with the last in 1997. The campus is regarded as one of the 20 best in the US, with more than 420,000 living graduates it would be too hard to pick out any one just to tell you about buuuuuutttt since I like all of you the list includes: the late U.S. president Gerald Ford, Dana Jacobson and Steve Phillips of ESPN, Rich Eisen of the NFL Network. Those are just a few that you may know. Now on to they poon!!

I love Michigan too!!!

This next one may be my favorite picture of all time!!

God I love em...showin school spirit anywhere they can. Pics found from around the web.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

It's Hump Day

Every Hump day I will bring you some of the biggest stories that have happened in the last week or so. Get used to it.

Here are some of the things that have happened in the last couple of days:

How the hell can the mets only give up those guys and land a dude like Johan Santana. Thanks a lot Twins, you just fu**ed my chances of the braves doing anything in the division. The Braves have a good lineup but I dont know, Santana scares me. Kinda like that monster in my closet that scares me.

The G-Men and Pats arrived in Arizona for the super bowl and Brady didn't have his boot on. Whoopie! No seriously tho this is going to be a pretty good game. But I'm more interested in the hookers that are flocking to the city like its a gold rush.

Tiger Woods won yet another tournament, and this should not be news people. When he doesn't win, then that will be news. And then today I found out that yet another idiot called out Tiger and said he can challenge him. Ian Poulter. Idiot. Whats he going to challenge him in, a nice friendly game of go fish?

Roger Clemens released his version of the Mitchell Report. His is called the Clemens Report, how original right. Its 44 pages and 18,000 words. Let me get right to reading that. Yawn.

Wake Forest RB Luke Caparelli got kicked off the team for saying bomb on a plane....well actually planning to blow up the campus. That ain't smart bro. That's an easy way to have the feds up your ass.

And we hear that there is actually good sex in the Big East!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

This always seems to happen...

No not the hookers invading the super Bowl, but every year the super bowl does bring out the best of us men. We have to see who has the bigger balls if you will. New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Boston Mayor Thomas Merino have put together a lenghty list of bets:

"If the Giants win, Menino must send Bloomberg: 100 cups of New England Clam Chowder from Legal Sea Foods; 42 pounds of coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts (in honor of Super Bowl XLII); 12 dozen Boston Cream Pies and 12 Dozen Parker House Rolls (in honor of Tom Brady’s #12) from Boston’s Omni Parker House Hotel; 100 Old Tyme hot dogs and 100 Alfresco chicken sausages from Kayem; 20 pizzas from Sal’s; 5 cases of Brigham’s Boston You’re My Home Ice Cream; 5 cases of Cherry on the Top Frozen Yogurt Bars from Elan; and 100 servings of Stonyfield Farm Organic Yogurt.

If the Patriots win, Bloomberg will send Menino: 42 pastrami and corned beef sandwiches from Carnegie Deli; 42 “Big Blue Cheese Eli Mann-Eater Burgers” from Gallagher’s Steak House; one case of beef cocktail patties and one case of chicken cocktail patties from Golden Krust Caribbean Bakery & Grill in the Bronx; a selection of five pizzas from Goodfella’s Pizzeria on Staten Island; 42 pounds of rugelach, 42 pounds of assorted layer cakes and 42 black and white cookies from Junior’s; one 2.5 gallon tub of lemon ice and one 2.5 gallon tub of ice of the flavor of Boston’s choice from the Lemon Ice King of Corona; 100 servings of Manhattan clam chowder and one bushel of Blue Point Oysters from the Grand Central Oyster Bar & Restaurant; and 20 pounds of “Super Steak” from Peter Luger Restaurant and six bottles of Peter Luger steak sauce."

DAMN!! that is a Smörgåsbord of all Smörgåsbord's . Could you just imagine if Coach Mark Mangino was the mayor...good lord! He would have a list that included everything off the McDonalds, Wendys, Taco Bell, and Dairy Queens menu...not to mention the truck loads of kool aid and soda. I can actually hear him getting fatter.

Spotlight on...

Each week (either tuesday or thursday)our co editor Jon will be bringing you a spotlight on post. He will take a look at different schools from all over the land giving you the facts, numbers, and history. Expect lots of good info and of course, the lovely ladies!

So after a long hiatus from Spotlight on posts, this week I will have a treat for you. Your going to get 2 spotlight on posts, one for each of the QB's of the Superbowl teams. (Elisha and Brady) 1 today and 1 on Thursday. Today we are looking at the home of 17 first round NFL draft picks, the first school to give good ole Tommy Tuberville a shot just happens to be Archie and Eli's Alma matter. Yup you know who I'm talking about

The University of Mississippi, est in 1848 is also known as Ole Miss. It is a public university located in Oxford, Mississippi. Founded in 1848, the school is composed of the main campus in Oxford and three branch campuses and University of Mississippi Medical Center in Jackson. Sixty-seven percent of undergraduates are from Mississippi, and nineteen percent of all students are minorities yikes!. International students come from sixty-six nations. They may only have 17,323 students but they are loud and proud of their University. Their sports teams, originally known as the "Mississippi Flood", were re-named the Rebels in 1935 and compete in the competitive twelve-member Southeastern Conference (West Division SEC) of the NCAA's Division I. The school's colors are cardinal red and navy blue, purposely chosen to mirror the school colors of Harvard and Yale, respectively. Hell if you cant be as smart as them, might as well try to trick everyone else by choosing the same colors right! With a long history in intercollegiate athletics, the university competes in 18 men’s and women’s sports. Archie Manning whos was a great for the Rebels has an interesting stake on the campus. The campus speed limit is 18 mph...why 18 you ask? That was his jersey number! They have also produced 3 Miss Americas bow chica bow wow (I would like to know how they "produced" them too)
Overall Rating for Ole Miss, 7.5. If Elisha had not gone there id give it a 8.

Now lets take a look at some of the best of the 17,323 students they have...

Wish I was a train about to collide with this!!

EXTRA EXTRA bit for this post a Video of some Ole Miss Poon

she may be a bit Bi Polar..I think they are gonna lose. No win. No lose. No im just going to get drunk and look hawt. I love you too.
Thanks to our friends at Poon of the Sec for the finds!!

Monday, January 28, 2008

Yep, not gonna hear you.

My suggestion is to get some better know maybe some ones that are like 50 rows closer than where your sitting now, that way maybe just maybe the refs will hear your cries for pity. I'd try that and then get back to me.

Levron says its dumbass shit

Someone must have forgotten to get the king his bottled dasani water because he doesn't like that tap he will let you know about it.