No not the hookers invading the super Bowl, but every year the super bowl does bring out the best of us men. We have to see who has the bigger balls if you will. New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Boston Mayor Thomas Merino have put together a lenghty list of bets:
"If the Giants win, Menino must send Bloomberg: 100 cups of New England Clam Chowder from Legal Sea Foods; 42 pounds of coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts (in honor of Super Bowl XLII); 12 dozen Boston Cream Pies and 12 Dozen Parker House Rolls (in honor of Tom Brady’s #12) from Boston’s Omni Parker House Hotel; 100 Old Tyme hot dogs and 100 Alfresco chicken sausages from Kayem; 20 pizzas from Sal’s; 5 cases of Brigham’s Boston You’re My Home Ice Cream; 5 cases of Cherry on the Top Frozen Yogurt Bars from Elan; and 100 servings of Stonyfield Farm Organic Yogurt.
If the Patriots win, Bloomberg will send Menino: 42 pastrami and corned beef sandwiches from Carnegie Deli; 42 “Big Blue Cheese Eli Mann-Eater Burgers” from Gallagher’s Steak House; one case of beef cocktail patties and one case of chicken cocktail patties from Golden Krust Caribbean Bakery & Grill in the Bronx; a selection of five pizzas from Goodfella’s Pizzeria on Staten Island; 42 pounds of rugelach, 42 pounds of assorted layer cakes and 42 black and white cookies from Junior’s; one 2.5 gallon tub of lemon ice and one 2.5 gallon tub of ice of the flavor of Boston’s choice from the Lemon Ice King of Corona; 100 servings of Manhattan clam chowder and one bushel of Blue Point Oysters from the Grand Central Oyster Bar & Restaurant; and 20 pounds of “Super Steak” from Peter Luger Restaurant and six bottles of Peter Luger steak sauce."
DAMN!! that is a Smörgåsbord of all Smörgåsbord's . Could you just imagine if Coach Mark Mangino was the mayor...good lord! He would have a list that included everything off the McDonalds, Wendys, Taco Bell, and Dairy Queens menu...not to mention the truck loads of kool aid and soda. I can actually hear him getting fatter.
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I approve of anything involved with Corona.
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