This always seems to happen...

No not the hookers invading the super Bowl, but every year the super bowl does bring out the best of us men. We have to see who has the bigger balls if you will. New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Boston Mayor Thomas Merino have put together a lenghty list of bets:

"If the Giants win, Menino must send Bloomberg: 100 cups of New England Clam Chowder from Legal Sea Foods; 42 pounds of coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts (in honor of Super Bowl XLII); 12 dozen Boston Cream Pies and 12 Dozen Parker House Rolls (in honor of Tom Brady’s #12) from Boston’s Omni Parker House Hotel; 100 Old Tyme hot dogs and 100 Alfresco chicken sausages from Kayem; 20 pizzas from Sal’s; 5 cases of Brigham’s Boston You’re My Home Ice Cream; 5 cases of Cherry on the Top Frozen Yogurt Bars from Elan; and 100 servings of Stonyfield Farm Organic Yogurt.

If the Patriots win, Bloomberg will send Menino: 42 pastrami and corned beef sandwiches from Carnegie Deli; 42 “Big Blue Cheese Eli Mann-Eater Burgers” from Gallagher’s Steak House; one case of beef cocktail patties and one case of chicken cocktail patties from Golden Krust Caribbean Bakery & Grill in the Bronx; a selection of five pizzas from Goodfella’s Pizzeria on Staten Island; 42 pounds of rugelach, 42 pounds of assorted layer cakes and 42 black and white cookies from Junior’s; one 2.5 gallon tub of lemon ice and one 2.5 gallon tub of ice of the flavor of Boston’s choice from the Lemon Ice King of Corona; 100 servings of Manhattan clam chowder and one bushel of Blue Point Oysters from the Grand Central Oyster Bar & Restaurant; and 20 pounds of “Super Steak” from Peter Luger Restaurant and six bottles of Peter Luger steak sauce."

DAMN!! that is a Smörgåsbord of all Smörgåsbord's . Could you just imagine if Coach Mark Mangino was the mayor...good lord! He would have a list that included everything off the McDonalds, Wendys, Taco Bell, and Dairy Queens menu...not to mention the truck loads of kool aid and soda. I can actually hear him getting fatter.

Didn't MLK deserve two days?

So since I got Monday off, I am greedy. I say MLK needs Monday and Tuesday...hell give it a whole week!! Well needless to say I am back in the swing of things. The Pats won over the weekend, so did the Giants. The super bowl is..wait. Did I just say the Giants won? You mean those same Giants who are sometimes more of choke artist than Andy Roddick? Yep, its sad to say but the same Giants who beat my Tampa Bay Buccaneers are going to the ship. I have to admit that Elisha Manning is playing great right now and they wont get pushed over in the super bowl. But how can you win when the opposing team has cheerleaders like this and you don't have cheerleaders.Its just science people.



And the pats fans look like this...geez

The weekend looks Sexy

This week, I will be taking the weekend off! Jon has the reigns so HOPEFULLY we can get him to write something. he needs some motivation people.
Here is my "what 2 watch for" this weekend...

Tom Brady just totally dominating the chargers. Wes Welker having a bigger game than Hugh Hefner. LT and Philip Rivers will get into a fight and the pats will be listening to Queens "Another one bites the dust" in the locker room post game.

Brett Favre throwing for 2 td and Ryan Grant running for 2 more. Eli Finally being Eli and the Giants Secondary going to their backups, backups. This will set up a pretty good Superbowl and a great stage. Can the ageless wonder stop the young gun slingin Brady and his boys? That all depends if the Pats are using their spy kit of course.

Maria Sharapova looking uber sexy.

Maryland beating #1 North Carolina in Chapel Hill Saturday afternoon...oh it will happen people. Duke barely edging Clemson.

Me donating money at the Poker Table.(lets hope not on that one)

also...this is a 4 day weekend punks, thanks MLK.

West Virginia is the new breeding grounds for future NFL inmates

Chris Henry, the West Virginia Graduate and NFL Receiver for the Cincinnati Criminals Bengals is just coming off his 8 game suspension. The bad news, he has already been involved in another off field "situation". From the article, Henry was involved in a scuffle with a parking attendant over $5.00

"A parking attendant told police that Henry and another man parked their sport utility vehicle without paying. According to an incident report, the attendant said Henry argued loudly with him and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The attendant told police that Henry threw a $5 bill on the ground, but it was returned to him and police were called."

I like how Henry says don't you know who I am like he has something to prove to everyone. Yeah Chris we know who you are, your the NFL player who has it all, the glamor, the talent, the money, the future, the intelligence to not get in trouble after being suspended for 8 games to start the season. It is also interesting that his teamate in college at WVU was PacMan Jones.

Do yourself and the Bengals a favor, STFU, play football and stay out of the headlines, unless you are in there for doing something good...ON THE FIELD!!!!