Tim Wakefield ain't got shit on this guy

If the Yankees and the Red Sox got into a bidding war over this stud from Japan, there would not be enough money in the world. Look at these skills and trickery he displays. Think Papi could hit this, Hell no! This is like a Wakefield, Nomo, and Hitler combination, and he's probably on lots of HGH. George Mitchell would have a helluva time writing down his findings about this guy in his report.


And then what do we think about this Mascot? Top ten mascots of all time material or what?