Attention: Ana Ivanovic to get sexier

Ana Ivanovic is rising to a new level of sexy. In the upcoming Sony Ericsson Open in Miami, she has agreed to make her skirt 2 inches shorter!!! Apparently this is in an effort to draw more men to the matches. I am pretty sure they will have great success with this attempt. (But if this doesn't work they can always play their matches wearing clear tennis dresses.) You know I have always wanted to go to a tennis match, this may have just swayed me. If Sharapova is there, im in.

The world must be ending or something...

Roger Federer lost and didn't make it to the finals? Grab your kids, the family dog, a lantern and enough bread for a week and head for the cellar, something bad must be coming. Here is what Federer said following the loss.

"I've created a monster, so I know I need to always win every tournament," Federer said.

WTF? Is Roger sending a monster to attack everyone because he's pissed?
Novak Djokovic ended Federer's streak of 10 straight finals. Now I know Djokovic is starting to turn into one of the greats in tennis today but no one expected this. Yesterday I saw the announcers talking about the final match up Federer will have. Its like they just wanted to skip the semi final match and start the finals immediately. I will give it to Djokovic, here he is pimpin' it with Ana Ivanovic. Just stay off Maria Novak, I already called her.

...and remember that tonight at 9:30 the sexiest thing in sports will happen.