Everyone Needs A....

fuckin Leak frog duh!! Please don't tell me you have one, don't be like that loser at school who's mom gave him a ham sandwich when everyone else had a PB&J with cookies. Or the kid who had their mom comb their hair for the school picture. WOW I can tell you are. These are very versatile items that can detect leaks in sinks, dishwashers, Tubs, vagina's, washing machines, pools, just about everything. The damn thing runs on 3 AAA batteries so it even has some power and with a few mods ladies it could prolly vibrate a little. It has a helluva alarm it says and don't worry, you wont lose it in a serious leaky situation because your frog will float in "deep puddles" so they claim. This is a must have for all human beings!
Just because I feel bad for you I'm going to let you in on a little secret where you can get yourself a pair of leak frogs and your in luck because its two for Tuesday's. Better order fast, these are hot items, WOOT!