Pete Carroll to ruin his legacy in Hotlanta?

According to many sources, USC coaching guru Pete Carroll is actually interested in the head coaching job with the Atlanta Falcons. What??? Who the hell wants to coach the dirty dogs birds?
Pete Carroll is without a doubt one of if not the best college coach in today's game. And I am no USC fan but you cant argue with what he has done there to all the haters. He is already making plenty of cash in Southern California so unless they are talking record deal, he shouldn't go. If he has learned anything from Bobby Pitrino, its to stay away from the falcons. That franchise is in turmoil. If Carroll goes, my guess is that he will try to go back to the college ranks after a year or so. Stay with what you got going for ya now, going back only makes you look desperate.
In case I need to remind you of what you have going for you at USC Pete, I will.
Recently completing your seventh season at Southern California, you led the Trojans to two national championships and compiled a 76-14 record. The 14 defeats have been by an average of just 4.1 points!

Plus if you go to Atlanta, you wont get the chance to mingle with these lovely coeds on the campus of USC:








Ok maybe that was a little too overboard on the USC pics. Ok your right, it wasn't.

Booty Booty Booty Booty...(not) rockin everywhere!!!

That's right, I said it. Your beloved John David Booty, the QB for USC and the guy everyone said would win the Heisman trophy at the beginning of the season(why just because Carson Palmer and Matt Leinart did)should be benched. I think that Mark Sanchez, the backup gives them the best chances of winning. Now I know that he played Notre Dame last week and they are 1-7 but damn he looked good. Sanchez who got his chance after Booty broke a finger a few games back is 2-0 as their starter this season. He will have a tough test this week against Oregon Ducks if he gets the start. If USC goes with Sanchez over Booty, they will be better prepared. The folks at booties-4booty know who they want at QB. The love child David of course!!! In honor of this QB dilemma in southern cal, we bring to you some booties 4 booty....now all we need is a Sanchez for...Sanchez???




Alright fine...I know you twisted my arm to do this(yeah right) but I had to look up some USC song girl for ya since were talkin USC football here.