Monday, January 7, 2008

Do you want to watch this, or gladiators?



To say the least, I think its fair to say that The premier of American Gladiators was a letdown last night. As much as they hyped it up, the show seemed half ass. Hulk Hogan is a horrible commentator, I love the hulkster but that was embarrassing.I'm sure he and Laila Ali are getting stupid money to host the show thinking that they will draw viewers. I got news for them, there aren't that many hulkamaniacs left. That fad died out in the 80's brother.

My next disapproval was that the contestants were pussy's. plain and simple. The very first competition of the night, some chick decides to go Shaun Livingston on everyone and tear her knee in two pieces, Yes! Then the race between the two girls running the obstacle course hurt my eyes. It was like watching paint dry. They were out of breath after 20 seconds and couldn't even walk up a treadmill? Are you Fu*%ing serious. They looked as if they had just been in labor for 12 hours.

Gladiators did have one good thing I took out of it, the wolf guy is a badass and needs to go back to college and use his last year of eligibility to play for the bulls.

I don't see gladiators making a long run on TV. It just wasn't that exciting for as much advertising as they did. I'm sure like me, many of you watched it then changed to a movie, video games, sleep, or porn. Whatever your fancy is. Prove me wrong gladiators. There is just one problem, your not any good.
Check Awful Announcing, With leather, and My brain says rage for more on this. Please at least watch the video of the eliminator race on Awful Announcing. I didn't stop laughing the whole time watching it. I have a video of it but mines not that good.


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