This week we are starting a new weekly post on whose stock is soaring and whose stock is well, in the pits. Look for this post to be out every Thursday. Can you deal with that!!
Booming Economies:
Brett Favre, the quarterback of the Green Bay Packers is having without a doubt one of the best seasons of his career. He has the packers at 10-1 and a date with the Dallas Cowboys tonight. This could very well be a preview of the NFC championship game. The wonderless arm of Favre is sure to put on a show tonight, win or lose he will play big.
Johan Santana, Minnesota Twins pitcher has like 5 teams fighting over him including all of the teams who aren't afraid to spend some dolla dolla billz. He is in position to be gettin paid like 130 million paid. His stock is as high as is will get. Although he didn't have as good a year last year as his previous two, he is still the best LHP in the AL.
Lebron James, the high flying superstar who appears in our banner is having MVP numbers this season. He eats breaths, and sleeps triple doubles. He gets drunk off of throwing down dunks over dudes and he is still so young. He is making every fantasy owner have wet dreams about the possibilities of a fantasy championship trophy. Lebron is setting the market.
Missouri Tigers Football team, right now they are #1 in the land and are on pace to play in the national championship game...but that's why they are booming right now. They could very easily have a market crash if they lose to Oklahoma this Saturday. It was a quick stay atop the polls! Sell Sell Sell
Dwight Howard, the king of the centers right now, he is young, fresh, and dunkin over bitches every night. Kevin Durant said he is the most dominate player in the NBA. The only word to describe Dwight is waytoobigforyou.
And those going down like kamikaze pilots:
Charlie Weis has his Notre dame fighting Irish on the verge of...nothing. Weis has spent most of his season eating instead of coaching his football team to victories. I will give him this, they are a very young team and this is a rebuilding year but we didn't need to rebuild an entire empire, it has taken way too long. Sorry Charlie, I think Notre Dame needs to bring back that sweet talkin Lou Holtz!
The Hibachi, aka Gilbert Arenas went down earlier this month with another knee injury. He battled the entire offseason with knee surgeries and he has been put in the garage for another 3 months...or more. Fantasy owners are having nightmares of Gilbert on their team.
Barry Bonds is sweating like he is going on trial. Oh wait he is going on trial and most likely prison. There isn't much to say about this because we all had wayyy too much of this story from ESPN but Bonds is clearly a market that's crashing.
The New York Jets, The play Miami this week so how could they be a market crash? They are the underdogs to a team that hasn't won a game all year!! That's right, the dolphins are favored in the game. Unbullievable.
Bobby Knight, has himself in the headlines again, and its not good either. On a recent hunting trip, Coach Knight was on video arguing with another man about shooting pellets into the mans home and pool. Coach Knight claimed that he didn't shoot anywhere near the guy. C'mon Bobby, go back to Knight school. See the video below ====>>>
2 comments:
So, I'm really excited about tonight's game. As a huge Packers fan I'm really hoping for some kind of miracle blowout. It sucks that we have to play in Dallas, its a difficult place to play at and I think Favre has never won in Dallas... has he? Today might be the day, its like watching the old packers team again and Favre is better than ever. I just took NFL odds on the Pack +7 points which I think is a sure winner. GO PACKERS!!!
Sorry about that Josh, I think I might have Jinxed your man Favre tonight.
Post a Comment