Thursday, October 11, 2007

Desperate times call for....

VINNY TESTAVERDE??????????????????




According to the Carolina Panthers, the answer may be yes. Vinny who is older than dirt and is color blind, may get the start this weekend because Jake Delhomme is out for the season and David "I get sacked more that Chuck Norris girlfriend" Carr is also injured and may not be able to start. The former 1907 Heisman trophy winner is excited to take on the challenge . OK im kidding it was only 1986.

Vinny has played on just about every team in america and gets passed around worse than a porn star. The 43 year old says he is getting his body ready and is learning the playbook. Getting his body ready??!@@ Does he mean by getting his body ready getting a nice massage 30 times a day, taking his vitamins, and drinking 8 bottles of water...daily?


When Jake Delhomme went down with the elbow injury, so did their season. Not that they were doing great anyways, but their season is over. Steve Smith should just hang up the cleats, there isn't anyone to throw him the ball now. This is an obvious "last ditch effort" if you will, I think I should head out to the Panthers practice, I did have a pretty good flag football season at QB last year.

1 comment:

More Credible said...

You will respect Testaverde.

He's got championship written all over him. He's going to sling it like it's the '70s.