Miss California not pretty enough, forced to give crown back

Miss California or Miss ex California was forced to give her Burger King crown back so the rightful winner could be crowned. Much like the presidential voting a few years ago, there were chads in the ballots and accounting errors. Christina Silva who originally won the crown before realizing that she wasn't slutty enough to have it is considering her legal options. I have a legal option for ya, cry about it. Raquel Beezley, 21 was the supposed rightful winner of the crown after the chads were examined and now she will represent California in the Miss USA pageant contest next April. Bla Bla Bla. You bored yet? good me 2.
The best thing I got for ya is a picture of Raquel...

the best named machine in sports goes up in flames...

The Zamboni, a machine used to clean the ice on hockey floors is by far the coolest name for a piece of equipment. Whats not so cool is that this zamboni on fire!!


I am no zamboni operator but I think thats not the proper use for one.

WWW (who would win?)

OK this is a new post and its kinda a trial and error thing. We are going to come up with some good fight matchups and see who would win.




Fat Mangino or Fat Bastard or Fat Charlie? This is a helluva heavy weight battle, probably one that is off the charts. I think Charlie Weis is the first to give up the fight and run stroll to McDonald's. Now Mangino and Bastard go at it and Mangino wins the battle on a Fat Bastard cheap shot. Damn that Mangino!




Next up is a battle of Tampa Bay area Coaches: Jon Gruden vs Jim Leavitt
look at the battle stances both of these fighters take. They are premier jujutsu fighters. Chucky is tough but leavitt bangs his head on walls so he would win this crazy battle.




Now the main event, we have in the red corner weighing in at 1278 pounds The Adams family! and in the blue corner weighing in at 438 pounds the Roloff family from the show little people, big world.
This fight would come down to two things, one the Roloffs would have their game faces on and two the dad would use his ninja crutch to kick some ass!! Gotta love the Roloffs!

Yep, Dwight Howard will block your shit

I am watching the Golden State Warriors play(well try to play) the Orlando Magic right now and one thing sticks out in the game. Dwight Howard is wayyyyyy bigger that them. Like he almost looks out of place out there. Kinda like Peyton Manning at a strip club outta place. Dwight Howard already has rebounds gallore and blocks a many. I love having him on my fantasy team, its nice, kinda like warm apple pie nice. Orlando needs to keep this season going and they will find themselves in eastern conference finals. (btw this blogsite is known to jink people/teams so now im scared)

*in other news Brian Billick just blew kisses to Rodney Harrison in the pats ravens game, I'm sure there will be a video on some blog site shortly. It was pretty funny.

And in other other news, we will be getting off our lazy asses and writing more blogs for all of you readers!!!! Until then, forgive us and look at the lovely Marissa Miller....

Keep your head on a swivel kid

Slam Dunk Close Call

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This video is somewhat scary. I flinched a little when I watched it because he was that close to head coming off its swivel. Before the video gets going you can notice that the backboard looks about as steady as Tony LaRusa on his DUI video.