The world must be ending or something...

Roger Federer lost and didn't make it to the finals? Grab your kids, the family dog, a lantern and enough bread for a week and head for the cellar, something bad must be coming. Here is what Federer said following the loss.

"I've created a monster, so I know I need to always win every tournament," Federer said.

WTF? Is Roger sending a monster to attack everyone because he's pissed?
Novak Djokovic ended Federer's streak of 10 straight finals. Now I know Djokovic is starting to turn into one of the greats in tennis today but no one expected this. Yesterday I saw the announcers talking about the final match up Federer will have. Its like they just wanted to skip the semi final match and start the finals immediately. I will give it to Djokovic, here he is pimpin' it with Ana Ivanovic. Just stay off Maria Novak, I already called her.

...and remember that tonight at 9:30 the sexiest thing in sports will happen.

The aussie open is too hot for TV

In what is the unthinkable, 4 of the world hottest tennis players are left standing for the women's title. This is the hottest thing to happen in sports since that streaker gave Jim Furyk a rose at the US Open a couple years ago. I think that since the ladies have come this far, its only fair that they all come out winners. Daniela Hantuchova, Jelena Jankovic, Maria Sharapova, and Ana Ivanovic...just make all the fans happy and embrace each other in some sexual way on center court...then come over to Tampa, Fl and embrace me. Hell, I will even buy you the plane tickets here. Tonight its all starting...the ratings will be higher than ever and millions and millions of men will be watching. Even Ryan Seacrest wont be gay enough to miss this.

Your Australian Open Update

Yes, Maria Sharapova is killing it. She has been blowing through anything in her path and last night defeated #1 seen Justine Henin 6-4 6-0. She will face the HGH killer Jelena Jankovic in the semi finals next. This will be an interesting match and a cute one at that. Sharapova will win because she is playing so well. 6-4 6-3 is my prediction. I know shes thinking of me.

James Blake, another American hopeful will be playing Roger Federer in his next match. Good luck James, Roger seems pumped up after the near glitch he had in his 5 set match a couple nights ago. He did admit though that he will have to be "extra careful" against Blake. And by extra careful he means that he plans to finish him in 4 sets not 5. Well even if you lose James Blake, at least you made it farther than choke artist Andy Roddick. (Which btw I called)
Nadal is still in, so is Djokovic. So is Hantuchova. The men's matches will get better and the women's sexier. Wow tennis is great.

Sharapova still sexy, Roddick getting closer to letdown

Just in case you don't watch tennis (I only watch it for sharapova) here is what your missing out on. Maria Sharapova is still rolling through her competitors and Andy Roddick is getting even closer to his date with a letdown for USA fans. He will probably roll like a locomotive all the way to the semi's and then fall off the tracks, like usual. Its nothing new people, its bound to happen.

WithLeather shows us how sexy the Aussie Open is!!!

The australian open has started

Here are 10 things that we will all take from this years Aussie Open:

1. Andy Roddick will let down the USA...yet again. Place a bet on that one.
2. One of the Williams Sisters will get tested for HGH...a couple times.
3. Some young girl (prolly under the age of 18) will come out of no where and make some noise.
4. Roger Federer will win.
5. Maria Sharapova will drive me crazy in a sexy outfit.
6. Someone will fight with the chair ump.
7. Nadal will wear capris.
8. A streaker will make their way onto the court.
9. One of those memorabilia matches will happen.
10. Sharapova will just be sooooooo hot.