The aussie open is too hot for TV

In what is the unthinkable, 4 of the world hottest tennis players are left standing for the women's title. This is the hottest thing to happen in sports since that streaker gave Jim Furyk a rose at the US Open a couple years ago. I think that since the ladies have come this far, its only fair that they all come out winners. Daniela Hantuchova, Jelena Jankovic, Maria Sharapova, and Ana Ivanovic...just make all the fans happy and embrace each other in some sexual way on center court...then come over to Tampa, Fl and embrace me. Hell, I will even buy you the plane tickets here. Tonight its all starting...the ratings will be higher than ever and millions and millions of men will be watching. Even Ryan Seacrest wont be gay enough to miss this.

Your Australian Open Update

Yes, Maria Sharapova is killing it. She has been blowing through anything in her path and last night defeated #1 seen Justine Henin 6-4 6-0. She will face the HGH killer Jelena Jankovic in the semi finals next. This will be an interesting match and a cute one at that. Sharapova will win because she is playing so well. 6-4 6-3 is my prediction. I know shes thinking of me.

James Blake, another American hopeful will be playing Roger Federer in his next match. Good luck James, Roger seems pumped up after the near glitch he had in his 5 set match a couple nights ago. He did admit though that he will have to be "extra careful" against Blake. And by extra careful he means that he plans to finish him in 4 sets not 5. Well even if you lose James Blake, at least you made it farther than choke artist Andy Roddick. (Which btw I called)
Nadal is still in, so is Djokovic. So is Hantuchova. The men's matches will get better and the women's sexier. Wow tennis is great.

The weekend looks Sexy

This week, I will be taking the weekend off! Jon has the reigns so HOPEFULLY we can get him to write something. he needs some motivation people.
Here is my "what 2 watch for" this weekend...

Tom Brady just totally dominating the chargers. Wes Welker having a bigger game than Hugh Hefner. LT and Philip Rivers will get into a fight and the pats will be listening to Queens "Another one bites the dust" in the locker room post game.

Brett Favre throwing for 2 td and Ryan Grant running for 2 more. Eli Finally being Eli and the Giants Secondary going to their backups, backups. This will set up a pretty good Superbowl and a great stage. Can the ageless wonder stop the young gun slingin Brady and his boys? That all depends if the Pats are using their spy kit of course.

Maria Sharapova looking uber sexy.

Maryland beating #1 North Carolina in Chapel Hill Saturday afternoon...oh it will happen people. Duke barely edging Clemson.

Me donating money at the Poker Table.(lets hope not on that one)

also...this is a 4 day weekend punks, thanks MLK.

Sharapova still sexy, Roddick getting closer to letdown

Just in case you don't watch tennis (I only watch it for sharapova) here is what your missing out on. Maria Sharapova is still rolling through her competitors and Andy Roddick is getting even closer to his date with a letdown for USA fans. He will probably roll like a locomotive all the way to the semi's and then fall off the tracks, like usual. Its nothing new people, its bound to happen.

WithLeather shows us how sexy the Aussie Open is!!!

The australian open has started

Here are 10 things that we will all take from this years Aussie Open:

1. Andy Roddick will let down the USA...yet again. Place a bet on that one.
2. One of the Williams Sisters will get tested for HGH...a couple times.
3. Some young girl (prolly under the age of 18) will come out of no where and make some noise.
4. Roger Federer will win.
5. Maria Sharapova will drive me crazy in a sexy outfit.
6. Someone will fight with the chair ump.
7. Nadal will wear capris.
8. A streaker will make their way onto the court.
9. One of those memorabilia matches will happen.
10. Sharapova will just be sooooooo hot.