Bullievable Sports

Mortal Locks...bullieve it or not

2009-10-02T18:54:00.004-04:00

Saturday's picks

LSU +3 over Georgia. Look dawg fans, you don't have Moreno and you don't have Stafford. You do have a Cox. I can't believe LSU is getting points! Mortal Lock

South Florida -7 over Cuse' haha this has to be a typo right. The bulls defense is giving up just 6.25 points per game this season. Syracuse doesn't score more than 13 in this one. We score at least 27.

Miami +7 over Oklahoma. Look earlier in the week I would have taken Oklahoma over Miami especially the way the Canes looked against VT. But then I got word that Sam Bradford isn't going to play and that changed things completely around. Miami wins at home.

USC -5 over Cal. I just think USC had its one loss and won't have another. Cal looks overrated at best...no pun intended Jahvid.

Sunday

Buffalo -2 over miami. This is easy. Miami just lost their QB and their mascot it still a dolphin. GO Flipper!

Baltimore +3 over New England. No question about it, the Ravens are the best team right now.

New York Jets +7 over New Orleans. J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets! The Mark Dirty Sanchez led team will play well enough to be in it until the end. Im not saying the win outright, but they cover.

Chargers +7 over Pittsburgh. The steelers look terrible without defense stud Troy Polamalu. I think that Philip Rivers will pass the lights right out of the stadium.

Wild card pick of the weekend: Detroit +10 over Chicago. Yeah, I said it. You just read it.

We're Back!

2009-09-30T20:49:00.006-04:00

It has been 1 year,1 month, and 2 days since Bullievable sports has been working. But guess what...we're back bitches!! Can you believe the last time we posted on here, USF was just getting ready to start a new season. Well I will give you the readers digest. We got off to another great start, choked it down the stretch, went to the magic jack (what the hell is magic jack anyways) bowl and dominated Memphis. Typical over the last few years. This year the expectations are the same, win the Big East Title. Well through the first three games it was looking great, smooth sailing and a 59-0 win over Charleston southern. then tragedy struck. The man who had been the face of our program for the last 4 years went down and screamed while grabbing his knee. We knew the worst had happened. Matt Grothe was done for the year and his career at USF was over 3 games into his senior season with a torn ACL. Let the downward spiral begin right? NOPE. Enter BJ Daniels. The freshman came in and stole the show. He finished off the CS game and then set his sights on in state foe, FSU or I like fswho. Although I can't dog them too much because the town has lots of these. A stellar performance and the 12,000 USF fans left Doak Campbell Stadium chanting BJ Daniels, BJ Daniels, BJ Daniels. 17-7 win. His game is good and he looks like a perfect college QB. We should be excited bullies! It appears that USF has the flair it had back in 2007. I was there to see every game then and I will be there to see every game now. Call me crazy but this season feels very similar to 2007. first big test in 07 road game @ Auburn. Tough SEC team. This year road game @ fswho. both teams were ranked around 18 and the bulls unranked. After a bulls victory, we were still shafted by the polls and unranked the next week. Then just a few weeks later we became ranked and beat West Virginia, a top 10 team. This year the schedule is setting up for the same scenario. But with a different team. Cincinnati. They are ranked 10 right now but by October 15th, they should be 7,8, or 9 and USF in the top 25. It seems like 2009 could be just like 2007 when we got as high as #2 in the nation and gained lots of attention. This year however, we are poised to cap off a great season and take home the Big East Title. This is the year Bulls fans. Welcome back to bullievable sports and get ready for one wild ride.

If you would be interested in writing for the site please send an email to bstafford13@gmail.com

Can you feel it?!

2008-08-29T09:58:00.004-04:00

Thats right folks after MONTHS of being off the Bulls are back as are we! This weekend starts a new season for the Bulls and new trends for myself and B-staff we are going to be doing the best damn job we can to bring you guys all the news from the Bulls and around the sporting world so Like the side says grab that week old cold pizza and get ready for THE greatest time of year COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!!!!!!

SERGIO, THE MAN.

2008-05-12T16:22:00.005-04:00

Go read my post about SERGIO! over at the carnival and for your viewing pleasure, Jessica.

Que?

2008-04-28T00:53:00.001-04:00

Im not exactly sure what im watching here...and whats up with that kid asking the question with those goggles on in the dark?

NEW POST ON EPIC

2008-04-27T22:03:00.006-04:00

Epic Carnival post. An all sports draft and the top 10 picks. This would be very interesting if it actually happened.

Also props goes out to Mike Jenkins and Trae Williams, formerly bulls, now a Cowboy and a Jaguar. Good luck guys.

Update

2008-04-20T19:20:00.002-04:00

Just wanted to let you all know that I am also going to write for EpicCarnival once a week or so. I will be letting you know when I post on there but be sure to check them out.(I just posted one!) I know BullievableSports has been slow but don't worry. Once fall and college football roll around again, things will be smoother. Until then, the post will not be on a set schedule, just whenever we get a chance.

Kobe...a different kind of man

2008-04-11T17:35:00.003-04:00

When I saw this the other night, I thought is was complete bullshit. After looking at it again, Kobe is the man!!

dude has some up, and some balls.

Update again

2008-03-25T08:00:00.001-04:00

I'm going back to sleep, the game is tied. 2-2 top of 6th. Update while typing: Manny just scored, Dice K in line for the win. Im in line for the nap before class at 11. And this chick is kinda cute.

Update- maybe I will keep him

2008-03-25T07:49:00.004-04:00

Dice- K seems to be settling down. Whew, that start was something I don't want to remember. It was a little like this

still 2-0 A's but the Redsox have runners in position. Runners on 1st and 2nd, Papi up to the plate.

Live blog from the sox/oakland game (sort of)

2008-03-25T07:25:00.003-04:00

Well its 7:20 AM eastern standard time. Let me say this, I cant believe im up. I have actually been up since 5:30. A trip to starbucks, $4 dollars later and a box of doughnuts and I was ready for the game to start. The Japan fans are weird, like they cheer for a pop fly. Dice-K is killing me, I have him in half my leagues and im contemplating dropping his ass. Dropping him like a bad habit. Its 2-0 A's. The guys at barstool have got to be pulling their hair out.

P.S. Bud Selig is getting interviewed and im pretty sure hes drunk. Too much saki last night me thinks

Somebody get this guy a scholarship

2008-03-24T22:14:00.005-04:00

He's probably got a couple years of eligibility left right? This is 8'5" Leonid Stadnik worlds tallest man. Here are some pictures that look, well they just look stupid...

This last picture is his cell phone, no photo shop involved, thats an legitimate sized cell. Just imagine this guy with a basketball in hand getting ready for a cherry pick under the rim. Sexy.

cmon' Stan Heath, I know you are drooling over this man.

Wow he actually has a great idea?!

2008-03-24T09:36:00.002-04:00

So Bullievable's favorite person in the whole world Dick Vitale or what he likes to say "Dukey V with a capital K" came up with one hell of an idea this morning on ESPN's Mike and Mike in the morning. he said that in this day and age players in basketball should not foul out but rather penalized he said that this sport is the only one that allows a person with a whistle to dictate the outcome of a game. He says that what every league should do is call the fouls but once they reach 6 each one after that when they foul someone the other team is awarded with their two free throws AND possession of the ball after shooting the free throws. later in the show Stephen A. Smith called and said he loves the idea as well. I personally have to agree with both of them I think that if I'm going to a game I would like to see the star play as much as possible. With this rule change the coach has his own decision weather or not to risk the two free throws and lose possession I personally would risk it if I knew it was my best player too. Let me know what you guys think about this rule change too.

Attention: Ana Ivanovic to get sexier

2008-03-23T02:11:00.003-04:00

Ana Ivanovic is rising to a new level of sexy. In the upcoming Sony Ericsson Open in Miami, she has agreed to make her skirt 2 inches shorter!!! Apparently this is in an effort to draw more men to the matches. I am pretty sure they will have great success with this attempt. (But if this doesn't work they can always play their matches wearing clear tennis dresses.) You know I have always wanted to go to a tennis match, this may have just swayed me. If Sharapova is there, im in.

Tiger Woods is stupid good

2008-03-17T14:33:00.004-04:00

First of all let me say sorry. Sorry for taking a few weeks off the blog. It has just been super busy around here. I'm sure you know the college lifestyle. Anyways were back and rested, well sort of.

Tiger Woods is easily the best golfer of all time and maybe the best athlete of any kind. I don't care if you are a golf fan or think its a dumb sport or not, facts are facts. He is the best EVER. This weekend at the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill, he put on a show. One for the ages. Tiger was 7 shots back at one point in this tourney but thanks to a great weekend and a clutch putt on the 18Th on Sunday, Tiger tied Ben Hogan with 64 all time wins and continued to dominate. Tiger closed with a 66 on Sunday to edge Bart ~~Simpson~~ Bryant by one shot.

If Tiger continues this up the PGA tour is going to force him to play golf left handed. He would still probably make the cut.

Happy Green day everyone, were celebrating by going out and drinking. Plus its a 2 for 1 celebration with St. Patty's day and George's bday.

It feels good to be home....

2008-02-26T10:44:00.001-05:00

Longest. break. from. posting. ever. And we are sorry about that B-staff is just getting over the flu and work is killin me. but heres a very talented guy playing the piano...leave a comment and tell me if you can figure out all the songs he is playing.

Damn the flu!!

2008-02-20T20:15:00.003-05:00

One thing about having the flu, you get to watch a lot of tv. I mean I have spent like 15 straight hours in bed. Today from my tv watching time, I saw Tiger Woods make a comeback in the accenture matchplay event that will be talked about for years to come. I Guaransheed that. JB holmes had Tiger down by 3 with just 5 holes left. Tiger started making putts from BFE and the rest, well its history. I also gathered that Shaq has been traded to the suns and he will suit up tonight against his former running mate KOBE and the lakers! So with that I found a little video on youtube for your viewing pleasure.

What the hell is Reggie talking about??

2008-02-18T14:54:00.003-05:00

Reggie Miller is trying to cover up saying titty during the NBA All Star festivities this past weekend. RIGHT... I caught this as I was watching with some friends...I was wondering if I had "accidently" switched to some other show.

Am I the only one raising the red flag here?

2008-02-13T00:25:00.003-05:00

OK after you watch this clip, you tell me if maybe something seems fishy. I dont know, maybe its the fact that she kinda looks like a dude, and talks a little like one too. But damn she can throw down. And she (he) is only 16 and 6'8?? I'm sure every college coach is talking to her, even the mens coaches. I did see Coach K walking around her high school last week, weird.

No, the writers strike didn't grab us too...

2008-02-13T00:02:00.003-05:00

I have just been super busy lately with school classes and all the crap that goes with it. Plus I am playing soccer (or if your from the other side of the pond) futbol 4 nights a week. That is pretty much taking up my free time because when I get home from that I pass out. Anyways I promise we will be back soon enough...maybe something tomorrow, maybe later. Till then check out Ingrid Vandebosch from the swim suit issue...ggrrrrr. I envy you Jeff Gordon.

PS tomorrow night Maryland plays at Duke. I hope Coach K has the runs.

Attention Bulls Fans:

2008-02-07T15:09:00.000-05:00

Yesterday as we all know was nation signing day for high school seniors and Juco college players to make their selection of where they will be playing football next season. This years recruiting class for USF seems to be a good one.
Some of the standouts we acquired are 4 star QB BJ Daniels from Lincoln HS in Tally. He has a great arm and is a dual threat QB. This will be a good fit for USF. He can learn under current star QB Matt Grothe and also become a challenger to him in practice. Competition is a good thing. Grothe is the starter, don’t freak out people but with Daniels now at USF, we can all feel better about the second option. Another star player we landed was JUCO player David Bedford. The 6'5 240 Defensive end is one of the top DE in this year’s class, and he still has 3 years left...Saweet!! He is expected to be a player just like George Selvie and play opposite him on the D line. This is going to be scary with those two out there...opposing QB's get your icy hot ready. I have heard that they could be the best DE tandem in all of college football this year. Kion Wilson was another 4 star player USF landed to play linebacker. He also will have 3 years remaining and should turn out to be a threat to start his first year. All in all, this years class was good for USF. They went after positions we needed and Head Coach Jim Leavitt said "USF football will never be the same after this year."
Man football is great. I can’t wait for next season.

Thats my penis

2008-02-06T01:30:00.000-05:00

Just watch this video and you will understand...I couldn't stop laughing. I like how the cop says hes sorry about that. I am guessing that this guy got off the hook. He could have had cocaine and a car bomb and he will be walking a free man. Thanks to Barstool Sports for the find. Keep it up.

I have just woken from my hibernation...

2008-02-06T01:07:00.000-05:00

The weekend kicked my ass. Then this school week has done the same. I had a test tonight that I have been studying for since Sunday. I have reading for classes, marketing research to do, and now I am playing on 2 intramural teams and playing 4 nights a week. There goes my free time. Wednesday’s and Thursdays are going to be my relax days with only one class each day. Yipee! Anyways, it seems like some interesting news is going on in the sports world since I came out of the dark cave that is my apartment.

Shaq might be leaving Miami? That’s what I hear. This is good news for any Miami Heat fan, let me tell you. He is over the hill and on a downward path toward retirement. Plus he takes up a lot of space with his salary. He brought you snow in Florida and a championship ring. He lived up to his hype...kinda, now its time to let the big daddy go. Now from the other teams perspective, why in the hell would the Phoenix Suns want to give Shaun Marion away for the diesel? I know Marion has the ugliest shot in league history but the guy produces...like in a Hugh Hefner kinda way. The Suns are known for their fast paced offense where they don’t stop running till they puke. Sounds like the perfect place for Shaq. And by perfect place I mean he would fit in better at a public library. Seriously, don't do this Suns, unless you want to turn into the Heat. My opinion of this, the trade won’t happen. Its just small talk. The suns cannot be that dumb.

Also dont forget that Duke Vitale makes his comeback tomorrow night, barf.
And Wednesday is National Signing day.

Soup or bowl soup soup or bowl....

2008-02-03T08:20:00.000-05:00

Funny super bowl song

SUPER BOWL RAP

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Weekend Picks: Road Trip

2008-02-01T01:59:00.000-05:00

This weekend I will be heading north (yeah its kinda north) to Gainesville, Fl to get my party on with MoreCredible. Don't expect much out of me this weekend...this will have to hold you over till Monday I'm thinking.

In case you are unaware, Tiger Woods is making his yearly 1 million dollars by traveling to Dubai and showing up at the Dubai Desert Classic. He looks like he has his "A" game, and by "A" game I mean hes going to win unless of course something freakish happens.

Also check out the PGA Tour tourney this weekend...the FBR Open. Its crazy and out of control, esepcially on the 16th hole. Its a short par 3 and on the weekends, college students get drunk and cheer for golf. That alone is good material. Trust me, its worth a watch.

Brady over Eli, I just think the dream season is one for the ages. The script has them going 19-0. Brady has been there before, this is a learning game for Eli. Good run Giants, you just fell a bit short. And Mercury Morris, get ready for them to not only be on your block, but all up in your crib dawg!!

Ian Poulter Over Rory Sabatini... the pink pant Poulter ( I like that I think I need to copyright that one) made a big mistake by calling out Tiger Woods. I like the fact that now you are saying you were misquoted. Classy. Thats why I put you ahead of Rory " The king of making himself look foolish" Sabatini.

The Pistons will probably beat the Mavs on Sunday...but everyone will be way too involved and drunk with the superbowl that it wont matter. Who schedules other games on super bowl sunday anyways?

Jason Kidd Trade over Johan Santana Trade...baseball trades are starting to get out of control. I think that the Jason Kidd trade will be more meaningful. That is if it even happens.

Erin over Jessica

Spotlight on...

2008-01-31T10:17:00.000-05:00

Each week (either tuesday or thursday)our co editor Jon will be bringing you a spotlight on post. He will take a look at different schools from all over the land giving you the facts, numbers, and history. Expect lots of good info and of course, the lovely ladies!

Well we all know what school is coming today but I'll still give you a witty intro. Home to 3 Heisman's(and the last non offensive player to win it) Home to the greatest rivalry in college sports, home to the great Bo Schembechler, Home of the "Fab 5" who flopped come tourney time because of a time out management issue, and just happens to be New England Patriots QB Tom Brady.

The University of Michigan, Ann Arbor (simply Michigan) is a coeducational public research university in the state of Michigan. The university was founded in 1817 in Detroit, and moved to Ann Arbor in 1837. Today, it is the state's oldest university and the flagship campus of the University of Michigan system, which now has two satellite campuses with 41,042 students. Well all I can say is that I'm glad I'm not a student there as in 2007 their out of state tuition ranks as the highest in the US! The Maize and Blue participate in the Big 10 conference with 24 of their sports teams. The football team holds records for the most all-time wins and highest all-time winning percentage in NCAA Division I-A history. They have won or shared in 42 big 10 championships. they have 14 national championships with the last in 1997. The campus is regarded as one of the 20 best in the US, with more than 420,000 living graduates it would be too hard to pick out any one just to tell you about buuuuuutttt since I like all of you the list includes: the late U.S. president Gerald Ford, Dana Jacobson and Steve Phillips of ESPN, Rich Eisen of the NFL Network. Those are just a few that you may know. Now on to they poon!!

I love Michigan too!!!

This next one may be my favorite picture of all time!!

God I love em...showin school spirit anywhere they can. Pics found from around the web.

It's Hump Day

2008-01-30T12:41:00.000-05:00

Every Hump day I will bring you some of the biggest stories that have happened in the last week or so. Get used to it.

Here are some of the things that have happened in the last couple of days:

How the hell can the mets only give up those guys and land a dude like Johan Santana. Thanks a lot Twins, you just fu**ed my chances of the braves doing anything in the division. The Braves have a good lineup but I dont know, Santana scares me. Kinda like that monster in my closet that scares me.

The G-Men and Pats arrived in Arizona for the super bowl and Brady didn't have his boot on. Whoopie! No seriously tho this is going to be a pretty good game. But I'm more interested in the hookers that are flocking to the city like its a gold rush.

Tiger Woods won yet another tournament, and this should not be news people. When he doesn't win, then that will be news. And then today I found out that yet another idiot called out Tiger and said he can challenge him. Ian Poulter. Idiot. Whats he going to challenge him in, a nice friendly game of go fish?

Roger Clemens released his version of the Mitchell Report. His is called the Clemens Report, how original right. Its 44 pages and 18,000 words. Let me get right to reading that. Yawn.

Wake Forest RB Luke Caparelli got kicked off the team for saying bomb on a plane....well actually planning to blow up the campus. That ain't smart bro. That's an easy way to have the feds up your ass.

And we hear that there is actually good sex in the Big East!

This always seems to happen...

2008-01-29T15:26:00.001-05:00

No not the hookers invading the super Bowl, but every year the super bowl does bring out the best of us men. We have to see who has the bigger balls if you will. New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Boston Mayor Thomas Merino have put together a lenghty list of bets:

"If the Giants win, Menino must send Bloomberg: 100 cups of New England Clam Chowder from Legal Sea Foods; 42 pounds of coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts (in honor of Super Bowl XLII); 12 dozen Boston Cream Pies and 12 Dozen Parker House Rolls (in honor of Tom Brady’s #12) from Boston’s Omni Parker House Hotel; 100 Old Tyme hot dogs and 100 Alfresco chicken sausages from Kayem; 20 pizzas from Sal’s; 5 cases of Brigham’s Boston You’re My Home Ice Cream; 5 cases of Cherry on the Top Frozen Yogurt Bars from Elan; and 100 servings of Stonyfield Farm Organic Yogurt.

If the Patriots win, Bloomberg will send Menino: 42 pastrami and corned beef sandwiches from Carnegie Deli; 42 “Big Blue Cheese Eli Mann-Eater Burgers” from Gallagher’s Steak House; one case of beef cocktail patties and one case of chicken cocktail patties from Golden Krust Caribbean Bakery & Grill in the Bronx; a selection of five pizzas from Goodfella’s Pizzeria on Staten Island; 42 pounds of rugelach, 42 pounds of assorted layer cakes and 42 black and white cookies from Junior’s; one 2.5 gallon tub of lemon ice and one 2.5 gallon tub of ice of the flavor of Boston’s choice from the Lemon Ice King of Corona; 100 servings of Manhattan clam chowder and one bushel of Blue Point Oysters from the Grand Central Oyster Bar & Restaurant; and 20 pounds of “Super Steak” from Peter Luger Restaurant and six bottles of Peter Luger steak sauce."

DAMN!! that is a Smörgåsbord of all Smörgåsbord's . Could you just imagine if Coach Mark Mangino was the mayor...good lord! He would have a list that included everything off the McDonalds, Wendys, Taco Bell, and Dairy Queens menu...not to mention the truck loads of kool aid and soda. I can actually hear him getting fatter.

Spotlight on...

2008-01-29T10:17:00.000-05:00

Each week (either tuesday or thursday)our co editor Jon will be bringing you a spotlight on post. He will take a look at different schools from all over the land giving you the facts, numbers, and history. Expect lots of good info and of course, the lovely ladies!

So after a long hiatus from Spotlight on posts, this week I will have a treat for you. Your going to get 2 spotlight on posts, one for each of the QB's of the Superbowl teams. (Elisha and Brady) 1 today and 1 on Thursday. Today we are looking at the home of 17 first round NFL draft picks, the first school to give good ole Tommy Tuberville a shot just happens to be Archie and Eli's Alma matter. Yup you know who I'm talking about

The University of Mississippi, est in 1848 is also known as Ole Miss. It is a public university located in Oxford, Mississippi. Founded in 1848, the school is composed of the main campus in Oxford and three branch campuses and University of Mississippi Medical Center in Jackson. Sixty-seven percent of undergraduates are from Mississippi, and nineteen percent of all students are minorities yikes!. International students come from sixty-six nations. They may only have 17,323 students but they are loud and proud of their University. Their sports teams, originally known as the "Mississippi Flood", were re-named the Rebels in 1935 and compete in the competitive twelve-member Southeastern Conference (West Division SEC) of the NCAA's Division I. The school's colors are cardinal red and navy blue, purposely chosen to mirror the school colors of Harvard and Yale, respectively. Hell if you cant be as smart as them, might as well try to trick everyone else by choosing the same colors right! With a long history in intercollegiate athletics, the university competes in 18 men’s and women’s sports. Archie Manning whos was a great for the Rebels has an interesting stake on the campus. The campus speed limit is 18 mph...why 18 you ask? That was his jersey number! They have also produced 3 Miss Americas bow chica bow wow (I would like to know how they "produced" them too)
Overall Rating for Ole Miss, 7.5. If Elisha had not gone there id give it a 8.

Now lets take a look at some of the best of the 17,323 students they have...

Wish I was a train about to collide with this!!

EXTRA EXTRA bit for this post a Video of some Ole Miss Poon

she may be a bit Bi Polar..I think they are gonna lose. No win. No lose. No im just going to get drunk and look hawt. I love you too.
Thanks to our friends at Poon of the Sec for the finds!!

Yep, not gonna hear you.

2008-01-28T00:49:00.000-05:00

My suggestion is to get some better seats...you know maybe some ones that are like 50 rows closer than where your sitting now, that way maybe just maybe the refs will hear your cries for pity. I'd try that and then get back to me.

Levron says its dumbass shit

2008-01-28T00:45:00.000-05:00

Someone must have forgotten to get the king his bottled dasani water because he doesn't like that tap shit...here he will let you know about it.

Weekend Picks....

2008-01-26T15:30:00.000-05:00

Tiger Woods over Arnold Palmer- once he wins this weekend in the buick, he will be tied with the great Arnold.

Maryland over Duke- I have called wins like this before. Game is Sunday.

Djokovic over Tsonga- the dream ride comes to an end for Tsonga, unless he pays for another ticket to the ride.

Voting for dunks over not voting- Rudy Gay has a new approach to this years dunk contest.

Staying at home over seeing Rambo- Stallone had to use HGH to make this movie semi worthwhile...

Coaching without shoes over with shoes- check out IUPUI's coach and you will understand.

Drunk Eli over Drunk Plaxico- I don't know, I think he should play like this.

The world must be ending or something...

2008-01-25T13:31:00.000-05:00

Roger Federer lost and didn't make it to the finals? Grab your kids, the family dog, a lantern and enough bread for a week and head for the cellar, something bad must be coming. Here is what Federer said following the loss.

"I've created a monster, so I know I need to always win every tournament," Federer said.

WTF? Is Roger sending a monster to attack everyone because he's pissed?
Novak Djokovic ended Federer's streak of 10 straight finals. Now I know Djokovic is starting to turn into one of the greats in tennis today but no one expected this. Yesterday I saw the announcers talking about the final match up Federer will have. Its like they just wanted to skip the semi final match and start the finals immediately. I will give it to Djokovic, here he is pimpin' it with Ana Ivanovic. Just stay off Maria Novak, I already called her.

...and remember that tonight at 9:30 the sexiest thing in sports will happen.

Farewell to one of the best

2008-01-24T14:29:00.001-05:00

Today Tampa Bay Buccaneer great Mike Alstott announced his retirement. A-Train was one of the best dudes in the NFL and one helluva a player. He is the bucs all time touchdown man was in tears as he made his announcement today. This saddens me because he played 12 tough seasons but is forced out due to neck injuries. He has long been a figure head for the franchise and should be a HOF member being one of it not the best fullback of all time. Damn I can still remember you running through tackles and mowing people over and the time you tackled my cousin for fun. You were always fan friendly.

"Though mentally I feel like I can continue, physically I can't," he said. "The second injury to my neck will prevent me from playing football forever."
"If you needed a yard, Mike would get you two," said Glazer, one of the sons of Bucs owner Malcolm Glazer. "If you needed to grind out the game at the end, Mike was the man for you."

Thanks for the memories A-train..here are some of the photos I personally took.

I know its getting tough to watch

2008-01-23T23:46:00.000-05:00

USF basketball is getting harder and harder to like. OK first of all let me make this clear. I am in no way giving up on the team, I love USF sports of all kind and I will support them. What makes it tough as a fan is the fact that we are not getting any better...especially when the hype seemed so much higher this season. Tonight I think the final straw broke for me. Watching USF play Louisville at the Sun Dome, I was pulling out my hair watching our team try to do anything. We can't score for one. We have some good talented players but our offensive plays look awful. There is not enough movement out there. Next, if we face a full court press, we fold like really cheap suits. I mean we can barely dribble the ball past half court. Its rough. The last thing I want to rant about is FREE throws. WOW they are FREE what a concept. We must think they cost hundreds of dollars cause we don't seem to want to make them at all. Please USF, turn this around, show some positive headway for the next couple years and the future. I know that we have a new coach and the players we have are not ones he may have recruited but Division 1 players are Div. 1. They should be relative affective. The things we need help on are not rocket science, we just need to practice them more. Yeah, I'm talkin about...practice, not a game, practice!

Maybe

The aussie open is too hot for TV

2008-01-23T17:40:00.000-05:00

In what is the unthinkable, 4 of the world hottest tennis players are left standing for the women's title. This is the hottest thing to happen in sports since that streaker gave Jim Furyk a rose at the US Open a couple years ago. I think that since the ladies have come this far, its only fair that they all come out winners. Daniela Hantuchova, Jelena Jankovic, Maria Sharapova, and Ana Ivanovic...just make all the fans happy and embrace each other in some sexual way on center court...then come over to Tampa, Fl and embrace me. Hell, I will even buy you the plane tickets here. Tonight its all starting...the ratings will be higher than ever and millions and millions of men will be watching. Even Ryan Seacrest wont be gay enough to miss this.

LeBron says: "I love New York!"

2008-01-23T13:49:00.000-05:00

No not this new york...

He loves the New York Yankees, and his new show goes to prove it. LeBron basically slapped Cleveland in the face when he showed up at a Yankees/Indians playoff game last season wearing a yankees hat. The god child of Cleveland not supporting the home cookin? What? Can't be. Well LeBron has now taken it a step further to show his love for the damn yankees by coming out with this shoe...the LeBron james edition.

I'm sure the Cleveland fans do not approve but I say the hell with it. It wasn't his choice for them to draft him, they chose him rather than him choosing them. If Bron Bron wants to wear the Yankees hat so be it...I just think you would look better in an Atlanta hat Bron. Yeah im taking it to that level.

Didn't MLK deserve two days?

2008-01-22T15:52:00.001-05:00

So since I got Monday off, I am greedy. I say MLK needs Monday and Tuesday...hell give it a whole week!! Well needless to say I am back in the swing of things. The Pats won over the weekend, so did the Giants. The super bowl is..wait. Did I just say the Giants won? You mean those same Giants who are sometimes more of choke artist than Andy Roddick? Yep, its sad to say but the same Giants who beat my Tampa Bay Buccaneers are going to the ship. I have to admit that Elisha Manning is playing great right now and they wont get pushed over in the super bowl. But how can you win when the opposing team has cheerleaders like this and you don't have cheerleaders.Its just science people.

And the pats fans look like this...geez

Your Australian Open Update

2008-01-22T15:34:00.000-05:00

Yes, Maria Sharapova is killing it. She has been blowing through anything in her path and last night defeated #1 seen Justine Henin 6-4 6-0. She will face the HGH killer Jelena Jankovic in the semi finals next. This will be an interesting match and a cute one at that. Sharapova will win because she is playing so well. 6-4 6-3 is my prediction. I know shes thinking of me.

James Blake, another American hopeful will be playing Roger Federer in his next match. Good luck James, Roger seems pumped up after the near glitch he had in his 5 set match a couple nights ago. He did admit though that he will have to be "extra careful" against Blake. And by extra careful he means that he plans to finish him in 4 sets not 5. Well even if you lose James Blake, at least you made it farther than choke artist Andy Roddick. (Which btw I called)
Nadal is still in, so is Djokovic. So is Hantuchova. The men's matches will get better and the women's sexier. Wow tennis is great.

HAHAHA this is great

2008-01-22T00:05:00.000-05:00

So a lot of you probably won't like this but I thought it was great so here goes the 16-0 Patriots song

Soooooooo he's an effin genius

2008-01-20T00:47:00.000-05:00

Brandon "Bullievable sports" Stafford is a genius....He this weekend called the let down of Andy Roddick AND his 2nd favorite team the Maryland Terps pullin the upset...and not to pull the homer card or anything but I'm so hoping he is correct with his picks for the NFC and AFC Championship games....Lets hope more for the AFC than the NFC....and Maria Sharapova is looking sexy at the Ausie open here is a pic of her too

well he kind of had me interested in that game show from a few days ago and I found more of it so for your viewing pleasure...some of it was on the old clip but the first 3 mins or so are new and the guy with the thick glasses actually does somethin in this one too!!!

I told you it would happen!!!

2008-01-19T18:45:00.000-05:00

The weekend looks Sexy

2008-01-17T23:12:00.000-05:00

This week, I will be taking the weekend off! Jon has the reigns so HOPEFULLY we can get him to write something. he needs some motivation people.
Here is my "what 2 watch for" this weekend...

Tom Brady just totally dominating the chargers. Wes Welker having a bigger game than Hugh Hefner. LT and Philip Rivers will get into a fight and the pats will be listening to Queens "Another one bites the dust" in the locker room post game.

Brett Favre throwing for 2 td and Ryan Grant running for 2 more. Eli Finally being Eli and the Giants Secondary going to their backups, backups. This will set up a pretty good Superbowl and a great stage. Can the ageless wonder stop the young gun slingin Brady and his boys? That all depends if the Pats are using their spy kit of course.

Maria Sharapova looking uber sexy.

Maryland beating #1 North Carolina in Chapel Hill Saturday afternoon...oh it will happen people. Duke barely edging Clemson.

Me donating money at the Poker Table.(lets hope not on that one)

also...this is a 4 day weekend punks, thanks MLK.

That looks easy... (no not the girl you pervs)

2008-01-16T23:23:00.000-05:00

yeah right!! This has got to be my all time favorite dumb ass Japanese game!! These people come up with some of the best ideas ever. Just imagine what these guys could do if they took some HGH. The possibilities are endless.

and if only this lovely was on the game show...

For more pics of this hottie click here (NSFW)

Tim Wakefield ain't got shit on this guy

2008-01-16T14:36:00.000-05:00

If the Yankees and the Red Sox got into a bidding war over this stud from Japan, there would not be enough money in the world. Look at these skills and trickery he displays. Think Papi could hit this, Hell no! This is like a Wakefield, Nomo, and Hitler combination, and he's probably on lots of HGH. George Mitchell would have a helluva time writing down his findings about this guy in his report.

And then what do we think about this Mascot? Top ten mascots of all time material or what?

Sharapova still sexy, Roddick getting closer to letdown

2008-01-16T14:17:00.001-05:00

Just in case you don't watch tennis (I only watch it for sharapova) here is what your missing out on. Maria Sharapova is still rolling through her competitors and Andy Roddick is getting even closer to his date with a letdown for USA fans. He will probably roll like a locomotive all the way to the semi's and then fall off the tracks, like usual. Its nothing new people, its bound to happen.

WithLeather shows us how sexy the Aussie Open is!!!

Not on my fantasy team

2008-01-15T15:33:00.001-05:00

Now I know why I never will pick up Andre Kirilenko aka ak47 or Mehmet Okur on my fantasy teams...they are spending wayyy too much time scoring at parties and not enough time scoring on the court. Chumps.

Credit to Free Darko for this

Wow are we really this sad?

2008-01-15T09:15:00.000-05:00

So last night I was eating dinner and listening to my roommates talk about college football when she mentioned that ESPN must really be hurting for stories. They put out a list of top 10 disappointments and number 1 is Dennis Dixon's knee injury. Thats fair enough. Then she said just go look at number 8. So this morning before I get ready for class I decided to read it and I was shocked to see that this was their 8th best thing they could have written about:

8. A messy break: Ben Moffitt was one of the best linebackers in the country. The USF standout also was seen as a symbol of the rising Bulls program, a blue-collar guy who commuted every day, driving more than 100 miles round-trip in his Toyota Yaris from the home he shared with his wife, Shauna, and their two children. But in January, things got ugly for the couple. Newspaper reports said Moffitt left his wife and was filing for a divorce, which prompted Shauna Moffitt to come back with some hefty charges that her husband didn't do his work to earn his grades, saying, "Ben Moffitt has never written a paper. Never. Ever. I love him, but he doesn't know how to spell. He cheats." Shauna Moffitt's sister told the Tampa Tribune that she also wrote papers for Ben. Their mother then said that she knew both of them were doing it. Both sisters e-mailed the Tampa Tribune copies of the papers they said they wrote for Ben. Worse still, Shauna said that a South Florida graduate assistant, Patrick St. Louis, told her when she visited the South Florida football offices on Dec. 3: "I know your name should be on that diploma. I know you did all the work."

REALLY?! the 8th most disappointing thing of this past season? Not the fact that combined Notre Dame and Alabama didn't have as many wins as Kansas. Well I'm for certain shocked and to me ESPN has to look at some of the crap they put out on their website. I know I'm defending a Bull and thats kind of homerish but still the 8th most disappointing thing of the season I think not.

If only all sports teams exerted the energy that Travis Barker has...

2008-01-14T14:42:00.000-05:00

This is just amazing. Travis Barker is on a whole different level. Here are the rankings:
1. Tiger Woods
2. Roger Federer
3. Tom Brady
4. Travis Barker
5. Kobe Bryant
1,000,000,000,000,000. The UCF Golden ~~Knights~~ Showers

T.O. says...well just watch the damn video

2008-01-14T01:20:00.000-05:00

Here is a video of Terrell Owens after the cowboys loss to the Giants Sunday. T.O. goes all emo on the tape and its kinda scary how hes acting (but he is completely right). Don't worry T.O. there is always the off season to practice and make things better.
BTW am I the only one who thinks T.O. is looking a little bit like Kanye West or Baron Davis in this clip?

The australian open has started

2008-01-13T22:47:00.000-05:00

Here are 10 things that we will all take from this years Aussie Open:

1. Andy Roddick will let down the USA...yet again. Place a bet on that one.
2. One of the Williams Sisters will get tested for HGH...a couple times.
3. Some young girl (prolly under the age of 18) will come out of no where and make some noise.
4. Roger Federer will win.
5. Maria Sharapova will drive me crazy in a sexy outfit.
6. Someone will fight with the chair ump.
7. Nadal will wear capris.
8. A streaker will make their way onto the court.
9. One of those memorabilia matches will happen.
10. Sharapova will just be sooooooo hot.

The Duke Vitale update

2008-01-13T22:33:00.000-05:00

I know everyone has been sitting at the edge of their seat waiting to hear when we can expect to see Duke Vitale again. (and by this I mean no one has missed him) Well lucky for everyone, Duke Vitale is recovering well and is expecting to make his first appearance at, you guessed it, the Duke vs. UNC game. Damn who would have guessed that he would cover that game. Here are some blurps I took off his personal blog/site/no one cares.

I am looking forward to coming back and calling games. I am scheduled to return to the Mike and Mike radio show on February 4 and then I will cover the Duke-North Carolina game on February 6.
For the record, I am so proud baby! That's right, I kept my mouth shut for almost four weeks. Now my wife Lorraine is off-duty from her role transcribing my handwriting. I will stop writing notes on the dry erase board now!

Oh we cant wait baby, I am sure your vocal cords are all rested up to make us all go crazy with your lines ending with Baby!

This is what Vitale had to say when I asked him about his return to the court.

Me: So Dukey V, how do you feel finally coming back after your vocal cord surgery?
Dukey V: Its awesome Baby with a capital A. Its UNC and Duke, it doesn't get any better than this Baby! I am in love Baby! I think I need to change my depends Baby!
Me: Yeah, I think you do need to change your depends, I'm outta here.

This site hurts my eyes, ears, and emotions.
This one on the other hand doesn't.

NFL playoff rap song

2008-01-12T09:27:00.000-05:00

Hey its Jon and I know its been a while and sorry for going AWOL but its just been rough time with school and work kickin my ass but here's a funny video that I figured you all would like
NFL PLAYOFF RAP

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Coach goes WWE on us...

2008-01-11T18:52:00.000-05:00

UNC basketball coach Roy Williams decided yesterday that he should show his manhood off by banging his head on his office door. The result, 5 stitches, a headache, and more blood than a WWE match.
Here is what he had to say after the incident:

The office is too small for all that dadgum memorabilia," he said.

Williams was in good spirits and chuckled at his fall, jokingly claiming that he needed 36 stitches. He said he was stepping over a table when his foot got tangled in a cord for a VCR remote control in an office containing about two dozen basketballs for him to autograph

My question is who the hell has a remote control with a cord on it? Isn't the idea of a remote control to be remote and able to carry around freely without the limitations of a 5 foot cord? Damn how old is his shit? From the 50's?

YEEHAAAAWWW!!!

2008-01-11T15:22:00.000-05:00

This is your classic example of a country boy having way too much time on his hands getting ready for the lawn mower races of daytona. The best part is the end when he comes down from his wheelie and the hood falls off. Next time use some more duct tape on that Billy Bob.

wheelie lawnmower

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The best video EVER

2008-01-10T22:19:00.000-05:00

I found this video again, and I must say it still is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I would love to just get in the guys head who the jersey hit and see what the hell he was thinking as the ball of sweat hit him. Rasheed had no idea what happened behind him but even he had to laugh after seeing this.

I love salsa...if it comes like this

2008-01-10T21:33:00.000-05:00

Thanks to our friends over at More Credible, this lovely video of a couple USF tailgaters dancing to salsa can be enjoyed by all. (I'm not going to tell the guys at morecredible that I have already seen this video a while ago cause it might hurt their feelings, but we thank them anyways) Oh and btw, if these girls for some strange reason may be readers of this blog, call us. We would love to talk.

Kenny George is tall, Very tall.

2008-01-10T12:04:00.000-05:00

In case some of you are unaware, Kenny George is a tall man. He stands 7'7 or 7'8 I have seen both listed. He plays basketball for UNC ashville. Yesterday his team played The UNC tar heels. This video I'm going to show you is UNC's Tyler Hansbrough who is 6'10 dunking on George. Tyler looks like he belongs in Little People Big World. Just fuckin Ridiculous...

USF vs Pittsburgh in the Sun Dome

2008-01-09T17:58:00.000-05:00

The USF Bulls will be on ESPN2 tonight playing host to 20Th ranked Pittsburgh. The bulls are under the leadership of new head coach Stan Heath who only took one game to win his first Big East Conference game...much unlike the last guy. Anyways hope to see all my bulls at the sun dome, everyone else watch it on TV. Go Bulls!

Pete Carroll to ruin his legacy in Hotlanta?

2008-01-09T15:23:00.000-05:00

According to many sources, USC coaching guru Pete Carroll is actually interested in the head coaching job with the Atlanta Falcons. What??? Who the hell wants to coach the dirty ~~dogs~~ birds?
Pete Carroll is without a doubt one of if not the best college coach in today's game. And I am no USC fan but you cant argue with what he has done there to all the haters. He is already making plenty of cash in Southern California so unless they are talking record deal, he shouldn't go. If he has learned anything from Bobby Pitrino, its to stay away from the falcons. That franchise is in turmoil. If Carroll goes, my guess is that he will try to go back to the college ranks after a year or so. Stay with what you got going for ya now, going back only makes you look desperate.
In case I need to remind you of what you have going for you at USC Pete, I will.
Recently completing your seventh season at Southern California, you led the Trojans to two national championships and compiled a 76-14 record. The 14 defeats have been by an average of just 4.1 points!

Plus if you go to Atlanta, you wont get the chance to mingle with these lovely coeds on the campus of USC:

Ok maybe that was a little too overboard on the USC pics. Ok your right, it wasn't.

Kelly Tilghman will feel the Tiger Woods thrashing, kinda like what Stephen Ames got

2008-01-09T14:00:00.001-05:00

Golf Channel anchor and former golfer now turned (dyke?) Kelly Tilghman has given Mr. woods some bulletin board material, if ya know what I mean.

Tilghman said "today's young players should lynch Tiger Woods in a back alley."

As you know I am big into golf. Its kind of a big deal. I have always liked Kelly and thought of her as a commentator who actually fed us useful information and not the cupcake bullshit most sports commentators give us. I want the cake dammit, not the cupcake!!
Kelly has sent us and Tiger her deepest apologizes and admits those were not the best words to use to get her point across. Duh. I think she should do a whole show naked to apologize to everyone, c'mon now, I am really hurt by this comment!!

Figured now is a good time to show one of the hottest athletes wives...ever. Thanks Elin for looking this good.

And in case you live in a cave...

2008-01-08T12:32:00.000-05:00

LSU won the BS national Championship last night. They beat Ohio State 38-24. I am not going to spend a lot of time on this post because I really don't care about the game. This season was really strange and emo. The season was great for my Bulls but it ended kinda like a bride leaving at the alter just before the wedding.
I think I am ready for a change, its basketball season thank god. I need some March Madness fever.

Do you want to watch this, or gladiators?

2008-01-07T14:36:00.000-05:00

To say the least, I think its fair to say that The premier of American Gladiators was a letdown last night. As much as they hyped it up, the show seemed half ass. Hulk Hogan is a horrible commentator, I love the hulkster but that was embarrassing.I'm sure he and Laila Ali are getting stupid money to host the show thinking that they will draw viewers. I got news for them, there aren't that many hulkamaniacs left. That fad died out in the 80's brother.

My next disapproval was that the contestants were pussy's. plain and simple. The very first competition of the night, some chick decides to go Shaun Livingston on everyone and tear her knee in two pieces, Yes! Then the race between the two girls running the obstacle course hurt my eyes. It was like watching paint dry. They were out of breath after 20 seconds and couldn't even walk up a treadmill? Are you Fu*%ing serious. They looked as if they had just been in labor for 12 hours.

Gladiators did have one good thing I took out of it, the wolf guy is a badass and needs to go back to college and use his last year of eligibility to play for the bulls.

I don't see gladiators making a long run on TV. It just wasn't that exciting for as much advertising as they did. I'm sure like me, many of you watched it then changed to a movie, video games, sleep, or porn. Whatever your fancy is. Prove me wrong gladiators. There is just one problem, your not any good.
Check Awful Announcing, With leather, and My brain says rage for more on this. Please at least watch the video of the eliminator race on Awful Announcing. I didn't stop laughing the whole time watching it. I have a video of it but mines not that good.

We will be back

2008-01-06T11:14:00.000-05:00

Soon, very soon I will be back in Tampa and back to the college lifestyle. Right now work/friends/family have taken over my free time. Please don't throw stones at us and rotten tomatoes, we will feed you the info you want soon enough.

Coach wins game, position

2008-01-03T12:42:00.000-05:00

Rich Rodriguez who? The interim now turned head coach of west Virginia Bill Stewart has the gig. Last night in the fiesta bowl he put on a display, winning display, kinda like what Rich Rod. couldn't do against Pittsburgh. In WVU 48-28 win over Oklahoma they did exactly what they were supposed to do. They ran wild, played solid defense and scored...at will. I have to give it to Stewart, he came in and took over a team in turmoil after the loss of the coach and trip to BCS championship game and he kept their poise. He seems to be the right fit for the team. There was no reason to go after a high profile over-rated name like Nick Saban that probably would make the team go 7-6 next year. Stewart has been there for years and knows how to coach them. As a USF fan, I am nervous now because he is going to get the key players back next season. I tip my hat to you sir.

Sign his future High School up for the state finals

2008-01-03T00:53:00.000-05:00

I don't know if he could play some basketball but at the rate he is going, he will be 10 ft tall in high school and will only need to drop the ball into the hoop with his teeth for a dunk. Simple game plans here, just give me the damn ball!! Since he is 12, can you imagine the rec games he could dominate with the other 4 ft tall kids his age. They would be Chris Russell like Rec Center numbers.

Best Buy has never been so hip

2008-01-03T00:45:00.000-05:00

I don't know what could have possibly gotten this guy so excited. Maybe it was the 1,000,000th edition of the American Pie series, who knows.

Its been too long

2008-01-02T16:38:00.001-05:00

I know it has been way too long since I have done a post. Let me give you a recap of whats been going on. I left Friday night to head to Tampa for the Bowl game. Saturday morning we flew out to El Paso. After Oregon kicked our ass, we headed to Vegas then home. I am now fully back in the eastern time zone, for a while I was all messed up because I was in 4 time zones in 1 day! The game was disappointing for a USF fan. The time we spent there was fun but just with the team would have played a little better. It happens, layoffs suck. To the seniors on our team we are really going to miss you especially Mike Jenkins, Trae Williams, and Ben Moffitt. Good luck in the NFL guys. I stumbled across this song on my plane ride home and it seemed to fit well with the times. This is my dedication to the USF nation and Leavitt Town. We will be back again...don't worry. We have come a long way in our very short existence.

The champ has spoken

2007-12-27T13:09:00.000-05:00

Reacting to Philip Rivers trash talking at the Broncos-Chargers Game Monday night, Denver corner back Champ Bailey has made a rebuttal...

"And I don't really care for [Phillip Rivers], first of all. He's not a respectable guy right now because you talk too much trash and do this and that, but you're really not a great player in this league right now."

I have to agree with ya Champ. I don't think Rivers has had that good a season to be running his mouth. He has been riding the coattails of LT all season. If anyone on the chargers needs to stay quiet its Philip Rivers. He is way too young in the league to be respected.

The Grinch stole my spare time

2007-12-25T15:13:00.000-05:00

So since its Christmas I figured I would inform you all that the Grinch has stolen all of my spare time which has not allowed me to do post in a few days. The holiday shopping/working/hanging out with friends getting drunk has taken its toll. We will be back full swing once Christmas is over. Oh and were off to El Paso Texas next Saturday for a couple days. Post from there fo sho. To leave you with something today we have song and slut. OK well at least its a Christmas slut. Check out more of her here link is NSFW

I had to do it

2007-12-19T23:37:00.001-05:00

Ok, how can I have a post with Jessica Simpson in it without having a photo gallery? I CAN'T!!! Here are some of her best looks...

T.O. doesn't like hot blondes

2007-12-19T23:20:00.000-05:00

Terrel Owens had a little something to say about Jessica Simpson being at their game sunday to watch his QB Tony Romo.

"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite - in this locker room or in Texas Stadium," Owens said Wednesday

Oh no he didn't. T.O. just told the best thing since sliced bread she can't watch them play? Yeah folks, he did and he may have a point.

"With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away," Owens said, echoing the chatter on sports-talk radio and blogs. "Other than that, she was high on my list until last week"

Now Jessica, you did look great in your pink Romo jersey (I mean really great) but the press is going to create some bad vibes out of it so its just best that you stay away. We all know that there is no reason why you can't go, but the media is going to blow it way out of proportion. By the way, I love what T.O. had to say last, "Oh, I got a message for her when we make the playoffs. Just stay tuned."
I have a feeling T.O. may stir up something, just a thought.

P.S. you can come watch me play in my intramural flag games anytime you want Jessica.

It's Awesome Baby!!

2007-12-18T14:53:00.000-05:00

Dicky V aka Dukey V with a Capital K is sitting out for a while. I guess all that yelling and dumb shit he says finally took its toll:

"Dr. Zeitels serves as the director for the Center for Laryngeal Surgery and Voice Rehabilitation at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. After an examination, it was determined that I had lesions on my left vocal cord and that they should be surgically removed. Dr. Zeitels said his goal is to have me back sitting at courtside in early February"

That's OK, Dukey V take your time, we wouldn't want you to rush back or anything.
With Leather has an interesting take on this
Also check out one of my favorite sites... http://truthaboutduke.com/

For all you FSU "fans"

2007-12-18T14:34:00.000-05:00

It was brought to my attention the other night by a fan who knows very little that FSU is better and could beat USF. After thinking it over he was right!! FSU is much better... at cheating than USF is!! 20 Florida State Football players will be suspended for cheating on an Internet based course. No you don't say, no way could that happen.

"As many as 20 Florida State football players will be suspended from playing against Kentucky in the Dec. 31 Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl, as well as the first three games of the 2008 season, for their roles in an alleged cheating scandal involving an Internet-based course, a source with knowledge of the situation said Tuesday morning."

This is another sign that Bobby Bowden is just there to collect his paycheck and recruit more criminals. He has no control over his team anymore. Bobby Bowden is without a doubt one of the best coaches of all time and I don't think this is his fault but its his time to leave.

So thanks for bringing this up to me Freddy, giving me some bulletin board material. There is no fuckin way Florida State could beat South Florida right now. They should just go back to the all girl school they once were, things just were better back then.

So enough is enough...

2007-12-18T08:12:00.000-05:00

I can say nothing except just watch this video...

Toy Soulja boy

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So I still don't know what to think

2007-12-16T09:50:00.000-05:00

So I gave it a few days to sink in that its no longer just Barry Bonds as the cover boy of the "Steroid Era" of baseball and to be honest it kinda sucks. While growing up in Massachusetts you especially in the late 80's early 90's you learned to love the Rocket and I did but then when the sox's said that he had hit his twilight of his career and let him go to a division opponent it was crushing for a young fan and then he came out and was better than ever damn was that ever a mistake. Then the Evil Empire comes a swoops him up I said thats it we are in trouble he finally gets his ring even though its with the damn Yankees I kinda was happy for him kinda....well he leaves and goes to H-town and I'm absolutely amazed that hes still going but he does have a rigorous work out program....so we thought in the Mitchell Report his name was pretty much the key he and Miggy were the biggest shockers for my self. This report has changed baseball it came out with an all-star in each position. We will see how Bud Selig handles this. I don't know whats going to happen with this I guess I'll have to wait just like everyone else.

Did you realize you were a Champion in their eyes?

2007-12-15T09:57:00.000-05:00

Well here we go if this season went the way of a play off I really think that LSU's D would carry them and the statement speed kills would bring WVU to the championship game. This game would come down to if Pat White would be able to slice and dice through the Bayou Bangles defense or if this D can take a page out of the South Florida Bulls book(come on did you think that I would do a whole college football series of posts and not mention my Bulls?) The way I look at it this is "the big game" the one that Pat White some how some reason gets hurt and The Mountaineers go down hill back up QB Jarrett Brow hasn't had to play a D this tough all year and I think that WR Early Doucet has a big game. LSU is your national Champs and now its time for Les Miles to Jump to Michigan.

CONGRATS to the TIGERS OF LSU for winning the First ever Bullievable Sports playoffs!!!!!

Round 2 baby!!!!

2007-12-13T08:28:00.000-05:00

So its down to the final 4 I've decided that espn copied me with their playoff system challenge thingy but thats ok lets just get this started

4. USC Vs. 2 LSU----WOW could this game have any more pro potential? This is just an unstoppable force vs. the immovable object. That SC offense vs the bayou bangles D. Honestly I'm not gonna lie to you they may have lost 2 games in the regular season but damn they are undefeated in regulation games. When your only 2 loses are in triple overtime I think you deserve to be in the national Championship game especially in a year that we are having. So LSU wins this one

6. West Virginia Vs. 1 Ohio State-----Well Ohio State hmmmm well they seem to some find them selves 1 step away but as one of my favorite college football analyst says "Not so fast my friend" look what happened to OSU when they played Juice Williams he ran all over them now I think that Pat White is just a smidge better than Williams. If White can figure out how to play in a big game thats a wrap....we'll see ya it's done so I'm going to go with the upset here and take WVU where White puts them on his shoulders and carries them to the victory.

So there you have it WVU Vs LSU in the National Championship game

What College football needs and Im going to give it to you right now....

2007-12-11T16:30:00.000-05:00

Thats right a playoff system I'm going to break it down round by round for you now heres how myself and Bstaff decided to get the teamsin this playoff it is a 8 team tourney where we have the teams that won their respective BCS conference title so that gives you 6 and 2 at large teams who may surprise you. So the teams we are left with in order of seeding is: Ohio State, LSU, Oklahoma, USC, Va Tech, and West Virginia. Those are the conference champs now the 2 at large teams: Hawaii and Georgia. HAWAII?! are we crazy. No look they may have had a cupcake schedule but they went undefeated so why the hell not let them in and Georgia they are pretty much the best of the rest.

Now that you have a visual of the match lets break down each game.

1. Ohio State Vs. 8 Georgia: Well this comes down to the hottest team in the nation against the team who just slipped into the #1 seed. If you look at the loss that Ohio state had to Illinois they just didn't play well but if you look at the losses by this Georgia----they were early to South Carolina and Tennessee I just don't know if the hot streak can go on for the Dawgs I see THE Ohio State University winning this one

2. LSU Vs. 7. Hawaii: Hmmm Hawaii the only undefeated team in FBS can they really hang with the big boys especially I honestly think the best team in the nation in terms of rumors about your coach leaving....ooooopppps I mean in terms of talent. I don't think the distraction of Les Miles leaving(yes I said leaving he can hes not all he wants but I think hes going to Mich) will stop LSU from beating the Rainbow Warriors in a blow out to be honest.

6. West Virginia Vs. 5. Virginia Tech: Does speed still kill, can Pat White play in a big game, can Virginia Tech play in an entertaining game? These are just a few questions that I'm asking my self and to be honest I'm going to say yes yes and yes. Devine, Slaton, and White run ALL OVER this Hookie D and West Virginia wins a very close game on a game winning field goal set up by a very long return by Noel Devine.

4. USC Vs. 3. Oklahoma: Honestly this is the most intriguing game in my opinion if you would have given me all the teams in this tourney I could have seen these two playing it out in the championship game given the talent level this game is going to have just on USC's side alone. But wow its almost like a power vs speed and I don't know who I like but I think I like USC I just think John David Booty is just going to find a way to pick apart this defense.

Tomorrow we will look at the 2nd round match ups. But I'll leave you with the bracket to get a visual.

Remember Allison Stokke?

2007-12-11T16:03:00.000-05:00

Well let me remind you then...

She is a high school pole vaulter (she may be in college now) who as you can tell by the picture looks ridiculous. Ridiculously amazing that is!!! I think I became instantly fallen when the stories about her first came out on some bloggers sites.

Well guess what? There is a new girl. Her name, Amanda Cicchini. She is a bit older, a junior in college at WVU and pretty good at soccer. This explains why West Virginias football team wasn't ready to play Pittsburgh, the players were way too busy checking her out in the athletic department the week of the game. What is it with hot athletes that gets us going? She is being called the 2007 version of stokke, quite a title to hold. Amanda clearly deserves the title of the next Allsion Stokke. Not taking anything away from you miss Stokke, you still have my heart.

You cant spell Miles without a capital M

2007-12-11T15:46:00.000-05:00

Just like M as in Michigan. Les Miles just wont let them out of his mind. Les, I have some advice for ya. If you really want it, quit beating around the bush my friend, go after it. You are only making the situation worse on yourself and the schools involved. Les Miles is becoming the biggest Cock tease in the country. Just reported was that Miles was in Ann Arbor to talk with them about the coaching vacancy at Michigan. Then he said he was only there helping them find a coach...right. Like he doesn't have anything better to do (like recruit of get ready for the BCS national Championship game he and his team are playing in.)
Les Miles is a great coach don't get me wrong, but there is something about him that just doesn't seem perfect. I don't know if its his arrogance or what. I think he just likes looking like an ass on TV. ESPN is starting to treat this Michigan job like its the Michael Vick case or the Barry Bonds issues and im starting to treat this like I dont care.

The BCS...Its wild and Crazy Kids

2007-12-08T02:14:00.000-05:00

This college football season was extremely wild. So wild that picking this years BCS Bowl Games will be difficult beyond belief. Here is our preview of whats in store...well at least what I think.

Rose Bowl: Illinois vs USC
I think all the "Juice" is squeezed out of Ron Zooks boys in this game. Frankly I don't know how they made it here. USC is a much better team than Illinois and they know it. Illinois is no where near fast enough to keep up with USC. I hope they prove me wrong and make me eat this but I dont see it happening. USC will win big.

Sugar Bowl: Hawaii vs. Georgia
This is Hawaii's chance to say we are co national champs. Please don't let that happen UGA. Colt Brennan is good. How good, im not sure. He plays Div. I football yes, but he is also playing some weak schools to say the least. There is probably more talent on the intramural fields than what he sees. UGA is playing hard and in my opinion got screwed out of a National Title chance. They have a running back thats going to make Hawaii say "how long till we get to fly back to our island?"

Fiesta Bowl: West Virginia vs Oklahoma
This is without a doubt the best matchup of the BCS games. I got to watch WVU play in person this year so I saw their speed live. They are very fast, especially if you let them hit the corner. I dont know much about Oklahoma's defense but I will say this, if they dont force WVU to the inside, they are in for one long night. Pat White probably wont play because we all know this is a big game and he doesn't like to play in them. Steve Slaton and Noel Devine will show Oklahoma the door.

Orange Bowl: Virginia Tech vs Kansas
I am not excited about this game at all. I don't get excited about VT football or Kansas and Fat Mangino. I don't think this game is exciting at all. It would not surprise me if Kansas won. That's just the feeling I get. They are kinda flying low, you know under the radar a bit.

BCS Title Game: Ohio State vs. LSU
When all the smoke cleared, this is what was left standing at the top. Ohio State who did go 11-1 with a not so tough schedule goes against LSU @ 11-2 or whatever their record is. Both their losses coming in overtime. I thought that LSU was the best team throughout the season but they didn't deserve to play for the national title after their loss to Arkansas. I think that as far as the game goes it will be close. Closer than last years title game between Ohio State and Florida. I like Beanie Wells for OSU. He is a hard pounding runner. I like the gutsy play calling for LSU. I am going to watch this game but I have my hands in the air for who will win. I really don't know. I will say LSU but since no one is giving OSU a shot, look out. They could very easily win it.

20 years from now, the madness will still happen

2007-12-07T18:43:00.000-05:00

Much like in 20 years from now, I still will think Mercury Morris is a douche bag, the soulja boy fad will still be nuts. Im pretty sure that the Soulja Boy crank dat madness is never ending. Here is the latest fad, well I think its the latest. Enjoy.

Crank That Kosha Boy

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Giving him the business..

2007-12-06T18:05:00.000-05:00

This dude gets flagged for "Giving Him The Business" and yes thats a personal foul bro.

Spotlight on...

2007-12-06T16:47:00.000-05:00

We have been getting really bad with the spotlight on post so im bringing it back this week. Sorry, times have just been so busy. You have all got to understand, were just livin the college life here!! This trip takes us up to the state of North Carolina and the UNC tarheel country...

Located at Chapel Hill, the University of North Carolina is one of the oldest schools you will find. (Est. in 1789)North Carolina is one of the best looking campus you will ever find. Most of the buildings are brick and the foliage is amazing. ok enough with that stuff. They are big into baby blue, Michael Jordan, and college basketball. With almost 20,000 undergrads its not too big but big enough to have a huge fan base and following. They are one of the top basketball teams year in year out. (makes me mad seeing as I am a Maryland fan) Every game in the Dean Smith center is exciting. There other athletic programs are nothing to shake a stick at either. As a member of the ACC conference, they usually hold their own. Here is a list of their most notable sports alumni:
include Michael Jordan, Mia Hamm, Davis Love III, Eddie Pope, Roy Williams, B.J. Surhoff, Kristine Lilly, Jeff Reed, Andrew Miller, Daniel Bard, Marion Jones, Ivory Latta, Lawrence Taylor, Julius Peppers, Alge Crumpler, Willie Parker , Brian Simmons, Rasheed Wallace, Vince Carter, Nick Monroe, Antwan Jamison, Shalane Flanagan, and Dré Bly. Sounds like a group of winners, well except for Marion Jones and her steroids.
One of the biggest traditions on the campus is on Halloween. Students from all other school in North Carolina come to the UNC campus to fill the streets for partying. They estimate that 80,000 students are there annually.
Somehow while searching the history of UNC, I came across some of their hottest ladies...hmm how did that happen.

Soulja Boy loves that Piggly wiggly

2007-12-06T00:13:00.000-05:00

Thanks to our friends at MoreCredible, I was reminded of the Soulja Boy craze that I thought had passed. So in an effort to find a new video on him, I came across this. You gotta love the Piggly Wiggly parking lot pimpin and at the end of the video the quick "act cool like we were not doing anything" move when they see the cops.

Miss California not pretty enough, forced to give crown back

2007-12-05T23:40:00.000-05:00

Miss California or Miss ex California was forced to give her Burger King crown back so the rightful winner could be crowned. Much like the presidential voting a few years ago, there were chads in the ballots and accounting errors. Christina Silva who originally won the crown before realizing that she wasn't slutty enough to have it is considering her legal options. I have a legal option for ya, cry about it. Raquel Beezley, 21 was the supposed rightful winner of the crown after the chads were examined and now she will represent California in the Miss USA pageant contest next April. Bla Bla Bla. You bored yet? good me 2.
The best thing I got for ya is a picture of Raquel...

the best named machine in sports goes up in flames...

2007-12-04T02:35:00.000-05:00

The Zamboni, a machine used to clean the ice on hockey floors is by far the coolest name for a piece of equipment. Whats not so cool is that this zamboni on fire!!

I am no zamboni operator but I think thats not the proper use for one.

WWW (who would win?)

2007-12-04T00:12:00.000-05:00

OK this is a new post and its kinda a trial and error thing. We are going to come up with some good fight matchups and see who would win.

Fat Mangino or Fat Bastard or Fat Charlie? This is a helluva heavy weight battle, probably one that is off the charts. I think Charlie Weis is the first to give up the fight and ~~run~~ stroll to McDonald's. Now Mangino and Bastard go at it and Mangino wins the battle on a Fat Bastard cheap shot. Damn that Mangino!

Next up is a battle of Tampa Bay area Coaches: Jon Gruden vs Jim Leavitt
look at the battle stances both of these fighters take. They are premier jujutsu fighters. Chucky is tough but leavitt bangs his head on walls so he would win this crazy battle.

Now the main event, we have in the red corner weighing in at 1278 pounds The Adams family! and in the blue corner weighing in at 438 pounds the Roloff family from the show little people, big world.
This fight would come down to two things, one the Roloffs would have their game faces on and two the dad would use his ninja crutch to kick some ass!! Gotta love the Roloffs!

Yep, Dwight Howard will block your shit

2007-12-03T22:58:00.000-05:00

I am watching the Golden State Warriors play(well try to play) the Orlando Magic right now and one thing sticks out in the game. Dwight Howard is wayyyyyy bigger that them. Like he almost looks out of place out there. Kinda like Peyton Manning at a strip club outta place. Dwight Howard already has rebounds gallore and blocks a many. I love having him on my fantasy team, its nice, kinda like warm ~~apple~~ pie nice. Orlando needs to keep this season going and they will find themselves in eastern conference finals. (btw this blogsite is known to jink people/teams so now im scared)

*in other news Brian Billick just blew kisses to Rodney Harrison in the pats ravens game, I'm sure there will be a video on some blog site shortly. It was pretty funny.

And in other other news, we will be getting off our lazy asses and writing more blogs for all of you readers!!!! Until then, forgive us and look at the lovely Marissa Miller....

Keep your head on a swivel kid

2007-12-02T17:49:00.000-05:00

Slam Dunk Close Call

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This video is somewhat scary. I flinched a little when I watched it because he was that close to head coming off its swivel. Before the video gets going you can notice that the backboard looks about as steady as Tony LaRusa on his DUI video.

Bowl game bound!!!!!

2007-12-01T09:01:00.000-05:00

Less than one week after the Bulls announce they will be heading to El Paso your two favorite bloggers have decided they will run with the Bulls to Texas and enjoy seeing some Pac-10 team feel the horns!!!! More details to come when they are known keep reading we'll be sure to let you know

A booming economy and a market crash...

2007-11-29T16:49:00.000-05:00

This week we are starting a new weekly post on whose stock is soaring and whose stock is well, in the pits. Look for this post to be out every Thursday. Can you deal with that!!

Booming Economies:
Brett Favre, the quarterback of the Green Bay Packers is having without a doubt one of the best seasons of his career. He has the packers at 10-1 and a date with the Dallas Cowboys tonight. This could very well be a preview of the NFC championship game. The wonderless arm of Favre is sure to put on a show tonight, win or lose he will play big.

Johan Santana, Minnesota Twins pitcher has like 5 teams fighting over him including all of the teams who aren't afraid to spend some dolla dolla billz. He is in position to be gettin paid like 130 million paid. His stock is as high as is will get. Although he didn't have as good a year last year as his previous two, he is still the best LHP in the AL.

Lebron James, the high flying superstar who appears in our banner is having MVP numbers this season. He eats breaths, and sleeps triple doubles. He gets drunk off of throwing down dunks over dudes and he is still so young. He is making every fantasy owner have wet dreams about the possibilities of a fantasy championship trophy. Lebron is setting the market.

Missouri Tigers Football team, right now they are #1 in the land and are on pace to play in the national championship game...but that's why they are booming right now. They could very easily have a market crash if they lose to Oklahoma this Saturday. It was a quick stay atop the polls! Sell Sell Sell

Dwight Howard, the king of the centers right now, he is young, fresh, and dunkin over bitches every night. Kevin Durant said he is the most dominate player in the NBA. The only word to describe Dwight is waytoobigforyou.

And those going down like kamikaze pilots:
Charlie Weis has his Notre dame fighting Irish on the verge of...nothing. Weis has spent most of his season eating instead of coaching his football team to victories. I will give him this, they are a very young team and this is a rebuilding year but we didn't need to rebuild an entire empire, it has taken way too long. Sorry Charlie, I think Notre Dame needs to bring back that sweet talkin Lou Holtz!

The Hibachi, aka Gilbert Arenas went down earlier this month with another knee injury. He battled the entire offseason with knee surgeries and he has been put in the garage for another 3 months...or more. Fantasy owners are having nightmares of Gilbert on their team.

Barry Bonds is sweating like he is going on trial. Oh wait he is going on trial and most likely prison. There isn't much to say about this because we all had wayyy too much of this story from ESPN but Bonds is clearly a market that's crashing.

The New York Jets, The play Miami this week so how could they be a market crash? They are the underdogs to a team that hasn't won a game all year!! That's right, the dolphins are favored in the game. Unbullievable.

Bobby Knight, has himself in the headlines again, and its not good either. On a recent hunting trip, Coach Knight was on video arguing with another man about shooting pellets into the mans home and pool. Coach Knight claimed that he didn't shoot anywhere near the guy. C'mon Bobby, go back to Knight school. See the video below ====>>>

RIP SEAN TAYLOR

2007-11-27T08:32:00.000-05:00

As of 5:30 am on November 27, 2007 the NFL lost one of its great young stars at the safety position. On a personal level I'm sadden by this because I used to watch him all the time at DA U its a short post but I leave you with this highlight reel of him...he was a bad man....

He's Back!!!

2007-11-26T15:31:00.000-05:00

Play this video while reading this post

Ricky Williams aka sticky icky ricky is back in action tonight for the Miami winless Dolphins. This is a last ditch effort if you will for the Dolphins. They are so terrible the figure why not. They have had injuries, shitty coaching, and ownership. Why not take your chance with a live grenade in hand right? If Ricky can somehow pull off a victory for them this season, you can guarantee it will follow with a suspension from roger godell for excessive marijuana in system. Get ya ~~bong~~ popcorn ready, its the Ricky show tonight on Monday Night Football.

Ouch!

2007-11-26T01:01:00.000-05:00

Ok I know this video is a little old but im sure some of you have never seen it. The high school girl breaks her leg just before the finish line, tries to stand up and then crawls to the finish line. Total dedication. Her legs did seem a little slender so maybe she should think about putting some meat on before she runs again, well at least Manute Bol would be proud of her.

Yes WVU fans, all your hotel rooms in Louisiana will come with couches!!

2007-11-25T16:58:00.000-05:00

This years college football was crazy, in a good way. The traditional favorites got to see what the future is going to look like, the teams that are going to be there from now on. West Virginia has been riding a winning streak since losing to my South Florida Bulls in September. They are 10-1 and have only Pitt left to play in the backyard brawl next weekend. Lets just say that pitt. isn't very good right now and WVU fans have already called for rooms in New Orleans. They win and they are in, and I'm sure there will be couches a burnin'. To tell you the truth after thinking about it,Im not upset about this. West Virginia is a very good team and they have so much talent on offense its scary. Who will they be playing? My guess is Mizzou as long as they take care of Oklahoma this weekend. If not, it looks like Ohio State might weezle their way in. That's all I'm going to say about that. Next Sunday night during the selection show it will all come into focus. Until then, fucus your eyes on these hot WVU cheerleaders...

We had one helluva run bulls fans

2007-11-24T16:54:00.000-05:00

Feel free to listen to this song as you read this post.

I will take some time out of my day to thank all of the USF fans, coaches, and players for a wild ride this year. Today we played our final regular season game and won 48-37 over Pitt. It was a season of streaks, won 6, lost 3, won 3. Final record 9-3 and ranked. This was a tremendous season for the very young bulls as we made our stake in the national spotlight. We became ranked for the first time this season and went as far as #2 in the nation. We beat West Virginia who might very well be this years national Champs(they are currently whoopin Uconn for the big east title game). We had a great win over Auburn on the road. We stuck it out most importantly. Now USF must come back to Tampa and play the waiting game to see which Bowl we end up at. I know I'm looking ahead but I know that USF will add to its list of achievements next season, we have a team full of young players including a handful of sophomore sensations. Thanks for all the support this year Bulls.

Happy Turkey day!!!

2007-11-21T14:05:00.000-05:00

Hey loyal readers just wanted to throw out a happy Thanksgiving to all you from myself and B-staff. Hopefully your at home enjoying some Turkey and football with family or at work....oh wait thats just me. But everyone enjoy your food and football.

Brown Paper Bag...

2007-11-20T23:37:00.000-05:00

Daft Bodies - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

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These don't seem like the girls you need to put something over there head and I don't know whats going on here but I kinda am diggin it. The Kanye west remix to stronger?